Peter Parker oneshots [Hiatus]

Fan club.

I don't know if it's what you wanted, but I tried. Duh, it's short.
Request by: @ImLilMissComplicated

Peter always knew that him, as a Spider-Man, has a fan clubs. He always loved to look at them. He always loved his fans' conversations about him, their motivation posts with his pictures and other things. But one day, he found one fan club only with few fans. Exactly only with one. His name was nickname "number 1 fan", he hadn't got profile picture. Peter knew nothing about this guy. The fan club has a lot of pictures from his patrols. They were in very great quality, taken close up to him. There were some videos too. The guy were talking to him, but Peter didn't hear him 'cause the video was without sounds. It were pretty old videos, because Peter had his first suit on. He could remember with who he was talking. There were a lot of pictures of his ass, that was the weirdest thing.

"What the hell is this guy? He knows a lot of things about me." Peter said out loud. On the website were things about Spider-Man that Peter told only few people.

Next day, when Peter was on his night patrol, he was thinking about the guy.

"Hey baby boy!"

"Hey, Deadpool." Peter said a bit annoyed. He wasn't in a mood to talk with him.

"You're not in the mood." Deadpool said and sat next to him.

"No shit, Sherlock. How did you get that?" Peter looked at him.

"Because if you were in mood, you would say 'hi Wade, how are you?'." Deadpool said offended with small smile which Peter couldn't see through his mask.

"Oh, I'm sorry Wade. How are you?" Peter asked, ready to jump off of the roof.

"That's better! I'm fine." Wade said happily. Peter just rolled his eyes and jumped away.

When Peter arrived his home few hours later, he had new notifications from the weird fan club. It was him and Wade talking on the roof, but the picture was taken from behind. I would noticed if somebody was behind us. My spidey-sense would informed me! Peter thought. Next pictures were how he was jumping out of the room and then again, his ass.

"What the fu-fluffy unicorn!?" Peter yelled.

"Is everything okay, honey?" May came to Peter's room with her apron around her body.

"Yes, everything's fine." Peter said through his teeth. May only nodded and went back to the kitchen.

"Time to text him." Peter said after while. So he clicked on the rectangle and wrote a message.

ME: Hey, I would like to meet you. @number 1 fan.

Number 1 fan: that would be awesome! when and where!?

ME: Tomorrow at 5 pm near Stark Tower?

Number 1 fan: ill be there

"That was easy. Is there any way that it's Wa-no! And now, homework!" Peter said excited. They're finally learning something hard. Not hard for Peter, but hard enough to take more than 10 minutes to do it.

Next day wasn't that bad for Peter. He didn't overslept, Flash wasn't at school, lunch was great and he got few A's from tests.

After he arrived home, he had exactly 10 minutes to change his clothes and then swing to the Tower. He changed in 5 minutes and arrived the tower in 4 minutes. The one thing he didn't expect was Deadpool, standing on a bit.

"Wade? What the hell are you doing here?" Peter asked confused.

"Well, you wanted to meet you number 1 fan so here I am!" Wade said firmly.

"Haha, very funny. Now really, what are you doing here? Were you stalking me again?"

"What? No! Will you ever believe me?" Wade asked offended again. Peter hesitated.

"Yes?" He answered prolonged.

"Do it now! I'm the number 1 fan. Look, I can text you right now!" Deadpool screamed while he was texting something on his phone.

"Duh, but I don't have my phone now." Peter said annoyed. "So you really have a fan club? Are you serious?"

"One hundred percent!" Wade said happily.

"Oh my goodness, Wade," Peter paused for a while and Wade looked at him in awe. "I hate you." Peter said and jumped away. Wade's fan heart broke. How could he?! Wade asked himself like a drama queen.

After that, Peter didn't hear about Wade for days. At the beginning, he didn't care, he didn't miss him, but after a week, he was worried. His fan club was cancelled by his founder, Wade Winston Wilson.

"I fucked up." Peter confessed aloud.

He started searching. He hacked almost every security . Deadpool nor Wade was seen in this week. He was worried about him more than ever, Peter didn't want to leave his room until he find him.

Next day, Peter was exhausted, but he had to find him and apologize.

"Peter? You're going to be late!" May yelled from kitchen. Peter could hear her steps so he quickly went to his bed and parented that he has a headache.

"I'm not feeling so good." Peter said tiredly as he was. (I had to)

"Oh honey, it's because of someone in school?" May asked softly while touching his warm forehead.

"No! I mean no, I just think I have a headache, that's all." He said, sitting up and starting getting his things ready. Sometimes when he pretend that he doesn't see May, he grabbed his head for a while, looking hurt.

"Alright, no school today! I saw you grabbing your head, don't say you didn't. But I have to go to work." She said and Peter tried not to smile. His plan worked perfectly.

"Thanks May. I-I think I'll just… Sleep." He said quietly with small smile on his face.

"Sure, I'll be hopefully back around 8." She announced with big smile, then she grabbed her things and left. Peter stayed in his room with his thoughts. Maybe I take a nap, Peter thought.

"No! I can't," he said and got up from his bed. He went to his wardrobe, looking for his suit. When he found it, he suited up and jumped out of the window, not knowing where to go. He didn't even noticed that somebody was following him.

"Hey, Spider-Man."

"Who the hell- Wade!?"

"Yeah, that's my name. Didn't see you for a while, where were you?" Wade asked and came nearer to Peter.

"You are asking me!? I've been trying to find you! I was afraid you did something to yourself." Peter yelled.

"Ah, bit$h please. Everybody here knows you only missed me 'cause you know I obviously can't hurt myself." Wade laughed.

"What you mean by everybody?" Peter asked confused, but continued. "I wanted apologize, but that can wait, bye DP!" Peter yelled and jumped away.

"Yeah, that's better ending than him killing himself, because he could not find me, what you think? And you're welcome." DP smiled and jumped to another reality and used his time stone. He really missed his old friend…

"Good morning Stan."

I know, it's garbage. Sorry. Your opinion would be fine :'D.

~Sayonara!