Peter Parker oneshots [Hiatus]

"Small" prank

So, Peter lives in the Avengers compound with Avengers of course. His dads were of course Tony Stark and Steve Rogers. Everyone loves him. Everyone except Bucky and Sam, they don't like him somehow. Peter tried his best to make them love him, but in vain.

 For example when Sam or Bucky had to do some interview for TV, they were saying horrible things about Spiderman. And yeah, it hurt his feelings, but he still thought that it was just joke! Well, it wasn't.

 But one day, they wanted to prank him, so badly. They didn't want to kill him or hurt him, right? Okay, maybe a bit hurt him, but not much! But well, it didn't go well…

 Once Peter arrived from school, he was hungry. He decided to eat cereals with milk so he did so. He put the bowl onto the table, then he grabbed box of cereals and put them inside. Then he added milk and was ready to eat. Or he thought so. The food smelled weird, but he ate it anyway. He started to feel dizzy. Afterwards he decided to go to his room. He didn't expect the two Avengers in his room. And there was not a chance that it would be Bucky and Sam.

 "H-Hey guys," he greeted. "I-I'm not feeling well, can I lay down. Sam, please, get out of my bed." He whispered. He didn't know what was wrong or maybe he did. He had feeling when he was eating the cereals. It smelled like a peppermint, but he wasn't sure and I mean c'mon, who would buy cereals with peppermint aroma?

 "I would love to but-careful! There is big bug on your shoulder!" Sam screamed. Peter couldn't even make out a breath before the insect repellent covered him. He couldn't breathe, he couldn't do anything. He started to faint. Everything was spinning, he couldn't breathe, black dots in front of his vision. What else could you wish for?!

 "Who wins the prank war again? Bucky and Sam!" They both sang. They didn't even noticed that Peter was lying on the ground, unconscious. Peter didn't move for 5 hours. Nobody noticed that he was missing for 5 damn hours! Nobody noticed until Natasha came from the mission.

 "Где мой маленький паук?(where is my little spider?)" She asked and only Bucky understood her. She forgot to speak English, she was in Russia for two weeks or else.

 "Он в своей комнате.(He is in his room.)" Bucky answered. She smiled and went to his room.

 "Um, what did you say? Both?" Confused Tony asked.

 "She asked where Peter is and I said that he's in his room." Bucky grinned at Sam and Sam grinned back.

 "O-okay?" Tony excepted the answer but was still a bit confused.

 "Питер, где ты? (Peter, where are you?)" She asked softly, but after no response, she turned to English. "Peter?! What is this smell? It smells like a insect repellent- wait." She stopped when she saw limp body on the ground. "Oh my God, Peter!? Who did this to you?! Guys!!! Come here. Now!" She yelled.

 "Nat, what's the matter?" Steve asked without seeing Peter.

 "I-It's Peter! I-I have no idea what happened to him." She sobbed. Yes, Natasha Romanoff sobbed. But she really cared for him. She really did.

 "Oh my God, Peter." Tony whispered with horrified expression, but he noticed Sam and Buck in the behind, trying not to laugh so hard. "I maybe know, who did this." He frowned.

 "Sam fuckin Wilson and James Buchanan Barnes! I swear to God, if you're telling me that you two did this, I'm gonna kill you." Natasha stood up with deadpan and venom in her voice.

 "Yes, we maybe did, but it was only stupid prank! And we won!" Sam defended themselves.

 "Okay, that's it. I'm gonna kill them." She smiled.

 "Т-Т'ша?(T-T'sha?)" Quiet voice asked.

 "Peter!? Gosh, are you okay?" She he asked worriedly.

 "Wha' h'ppen'd?" He asked tiredly.

 "These two morons sprayed you with repellent and I think it almost killed you!" She explained angrily and pointed at Sam and Bucky.

 "We're sorry Peter, we didn't mean to hurt you that much." They apologized.

 "No, they didn't mean to hurt you at all, am I right boys?"

 "Yes, ma'am."

 "I think, you must be tired, I'll help you to bed and you'll sleep, okay?" She asked and Peter gave her small nod. She helped him to the bed and he fell asleep. Bucky and Sam never made fun of him again.

End

A/N
The short onee.... Sorry, I was tired.
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