{When Demigods Go To Highschool} or a book of onshots after the 12th chapter.

Gimme another yeet

A/N
Ave, my fellow Graecus and Romani.
Look at this insanely cute solangelo picture.*squeals*
Anyway, most of the characters belong to Rick Riordan, and some belong to mine, so, yeah.
Percy
Once the teacher started talking, Percy zoned out.
Who would want to know about school histories? You're now literally already going to that school, and you learn school histories now?? Gods, that's just stupid.
He fetched out Riptide and started fidgeting with it. The teacher droned on, and on, and on.
"This is torture to us ADHD people!" Percy whispered to Leo.
"I know, right? I'm now trying to build a coffee machine by wrenches, so please don't disturb me!" Leo whispered back.
Then someone tapped me on the shoulder.
"Hey, bro, can I borrow a pen? I left mine at home," Jason scratched the back of his neck.
"Bro, why not? Here, bro, take this." Percy threw a pen at Jason, which, He conveniently forgot that was Riptide.
"Bro, you're awesome, bro," Jason then uncapped riptide.
Oh, gods.
Jason shrieked as Riptide stabbed down onto the table, splitting it neatly in half.
"BRO!! That's Riptide, bro!" Jason screamed in Latin.
Then in a panic, Percy tried to make a grab for Riptide, but the sword was flung upwards by Percy's grip, and it stabbed through the ceiling and quivered like those springs.
The teacher and students sighed.
"Now, Mr. Jackson, may I ask why do I now have a desk split in half, and a saw stabbed through my ceiling?" The teacher asked, her chest heaving in rage.
"Because, umm, I'm so stupid that I could mistake a saw as a pen...?" Percy's brain tried to think of an excuse that doesn't include clowns or circuses.
"DETENTION!" The teacher shrieked.
Annabeth and Hazel gave him a sympathetic look. Nico snickered, and Will face palmed. Jason was totally freaked out, until Leo reminded him that he once ate a stapler. Frank was eyeing Riptide in the ceiling, and smiling.
Percy hung his head. "Yeah. Sorry."
And Nico snickered again. Will slapped his arm and Nico glared at him. They both sorta stared at each other for like two minutes until Nico coughed and looked away.
    Percy sat back down quickly and nudged Jason.
    "BRO, look at them!!" Percy hissed.
   "Oooooo bro are you still miffed that Nico's type isn't you?" Jason snickered.
"Bro, I'm hurt, bro," Percy placed a hand on his chest.
"I'm hardcore remembering this moment, bro," Then Jason pulled out a LeoIsAwesome999 monster proof phone and very, very, slowly took a picture of Nico and Will staring at each other. Like what you see in those anime.
    Leo sniffed. "Our Nico-Bro is going to leave us soon, bros," then Leo pulled out a silk handkerchief from his tool belt and waved it at Nico. Nico scowled and mouthed a "WHAT??" at Leo. Then Leo wrote something really quickly and threw the handkerchief at Nico.
    Nico read it, and his face grew redder and redder. Then Nico threw the handkerchief back at Leo.
    "LEO VALDEZ!!!!!!" Nico screamed in Ancient Greek.
    The teacher was still droning on about the school history.
    Percy snatched the handkerchief from Leo's hands. "What the hades did you write?"
We all hard core ship you and Will as Solangelo, Di Angelo.
    Jason snorted. "No wonder he's so angry. You should probably sign a life and death contract or something."
    Leo pouted. "He's not gonna kill me. I'm a friend!"
    Percy shrugged. "Now you probably aren't. Or maybe yes. Nico would probably make some skeletons chase you again."
    Leo's face turned as white as a sheet. "OH, CRAP."
    Then Hazel turned over and frowned at Leo. "Language," Hazel pointed out. Then Jason bursted our laughing.
   "She's just like captain America! Language!!!" Jason sniggered.
    Hazel flushed. "Shut the F up."
    Jason put a hand on his hips. "Language, young lady."
    Then Percy tried not to laugh, and accidentally made the classroom's sink explode. Percy ducked when Annabeth threw a brick at his head, so it hit Jason. Again.
    Jason flinched and squeaked an 'ow!' And Leo laughed.
    "What is it with you with bricks?" Leo asked, shaking with laughter.
    "I guess that I'm so attractive, bricks automatically come to me!" Jason threw his arms up.
     Then Piper and Calypso both threw a brick at him. Again.

A/N
       AAAAYYYEEEE, MY FELLOW RELATIVES AT THE GODLY SIDE!
       Thanks for reading this ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•
      Oh yes, and thank you, my best friend, haileylee235 , for being so nice to me and being a good friend or something. I just wanted to mention her. She's really cool.
     Anyway, PEACE OUT, MY FELLOW DEMIGODS!!