{When Demigods Go To Highschool} or a book of onshots after the 12th chapter.

3 Reasons Why China Is More Than A Communist Party. {Frazel Mortal AU}

IM SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING 

I HAVE NO EXCUSE
SATAN TAKE ME
(also 4.1k is rlly impressive.)

Nico kicked down the door to Hazel's apartment. "I got your groceries, Hazel!" 

"Nico, stop kicking down the door like a maniac," Hazel put down her spatula and turned off the stove. "you can just knock like a normal person."

"But I am not exactly normal, am I?" Nico asked, and started to put the groceries in the fridge.

Hazel raised her eyebrows. "Someone's happy today."

Nico clambered onto the sofa face down and let out a groan.

Hazel clapped her hands excitedly. "Nico, did you meet someone?"

"Will happenned," Nico said into the pillow, voice muffled by the material. "but, aside from that, it is also because I got you a gift."

 "First, Will? Like William from your psychology class?" Hazel asked excitedly. Nico groaned and nodded. Hazel squealed in delight.

Nico handed Hazel an envelope. Hazel cocked her head slightly. "What is that?"

Nico gestured for hazel to open it.

"It's-- eight tickets to Zhu Hai, and nine train tickets to Hong Kong?" (SORRY NOT SORRY I LITERALLY CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TBH) Hazel pounced onto Nico and squeezed him. "Nico!"

Nico grunted in dismay. "I just want you to have a special 18th birthday, y'know."

"Did you pay by yourself?" Hazel asked.

"Hazel, our dad is Henry di Angelo, literally the best business man in the world," Nico laughed. "also the most accepting."

Hazel squealed again. "Dad paid the money and accepted your sexuality?"

Nico hid his head in embarrassment. "Yea."

Hazel furrowed her brows in confusion. "But why eight tickets?"

"The gang is coming with you," Nico explained. "Oh, and Will too."

Hazel let out a squeak of happiness.

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Leo screamed as he skateboarded through the airport. There are various flight attendants that tried to stop him, but he was going so fast that he was literally a blur. He looked ridiculous with his normal demeanor already, but Percy convinced him to wear a horse mask.

Leo was the Supreme Horse Commander now.

Annabeth frowned. "Should we trip him or..?"

"Nah, let him continue," Percy giggled, holding up his phone. "this is genius! My followers on insta will love this! Oh, this is so going viral."

Leo continued screaming as he sped down the marble floor.

Hazel suddenly shrieked. "Oh my god, Leo hit someone!"

 Leo did hit someone.

The gang rushed over to see Leo in his horse mask and a disgruntled teenage girl standing over him.

Leo kept apologizing, and gave the girl his number if she wants to yell at him.

"Oh my lord Jesus, I'm so sorry oh my fucking lord Jesus," Leo rambled. "oh my fucking god lord Jesus this is so embarrassing."

The girl patted her dress down. 

"Oh on, it's fine. I want to know where you wanted to skateboard though, you have skills," she stated.