"Hey ouma come over" shuichi said
To the young purple haired boy over the phone
"Sh-shuichi you never call me, hello"
Surprised kokichi said
"Just come over, I need you" shuichi said with his bottom lip out even though kokichi couldn't see it
"Oh ok" kokichi replied
5 minutes later
Kokichi knocked on the door and was dragged into the house immediately
He sat kokichi down
"What" kokichi said
"Suck my dick ouma"
"Ok" he replied
Kokichi was about to unzip shuichis trousers when
"No no no, put this on" shuichi held out a wig and costume
It was a cosplay outfit of kirigiri
"Bruh" kokichi said
"Just do it" shuichi said doing the arm movements
Before anything could happen a tall man with a big smile and sans looking eyes burst through the door
"I AM HERE" he boomed
"What the actual fuck" shuichi replied
Kokichi looked at the man in confusion
He had the costume half on half off and just froze
"YOU CANT DO THAT YOU ARE MINORS" the man continued
"Oh yeah lmaoo" shuichi replied
"Awh man my luck really has run out" a voice came from a dark corner of the room
"Bruhℼ☭" kokichi said once more but with pi and the soviet Union symbol
It was nagito
"Get out trash no one wants you here" kokichi yelled
"Sure fella" he replied as he walked out
Shrek then came into the room and whispered "the person reading this is a nonce"
"The person wha-?" Shuichi questioned
And that's when the breaking of the forth wall caused the despacito outbreak :)
