The assulters boi

musty ass bish shat her pants

after the fight we went to tha store
namjoon : aye y'all was throwing hands dude
jhope: no shit
namjoon: stfu
jhope : make me rat
noona: i wanna SLEPP
ziri :where the vegetables at
suga: i ain't sign up for this shit
jin: u never signed anything dude , we all didn't dumbahhh
suga: oh then ima yeet to my house peace
omma: nah nah u finna stay hoe
suga: omfg
namjoon : stawp complaining
suga: shut up onion
jimin : STOB IT
jungkook: stay out of this chicken tender
jimin: look who's talking-
ina : can y'all just stfu ALL YALL HOes  we taking those birdy scooters shitmigigy
namjoon : omma buy my chips dude
omma : bish i ain't no bank getcho own
V: bish?
omma:  .....
V: bish? bitch?
omma : oh my dear lord
ziri: lets go to the park
suga: i don't want t-
noona: stfu ur going hoe
we all got on birdy scooter
jhope: AHHHHHHH
namjoon: AHHHHH IMA CRASH BITCH
jhope: AHHHHH FUCK OUT MY WAY LIL GIRL
Lisa: hey there
suga: BISH IF U DONT GET OUT MY WAY IMA ILL RUN YA TWIGGY ASS OVER
f4 gets off the scooters
jimin: ohhhhhhhh shit bouta get down
jin: i'm. hungry
namjoon: ur always hungry u might as well live in a restaurant lobster
jin : stfu at least i didn't look like no cockatoo before i debuted
namjoon: leave my hair out of this, where's suga?
jimin: he fell asleep on a bench
jungkook: hobo
jin: don't talk to strangers kiddos
namjoon: bish if you don't getcho-
Lisa: HEY! noona! snap out of it ! jimin has been with me more than 5 times ! he's so out of ur league ha
jimin : who tha faq gave u permission to put my beautiful name in that musty ass, herpes ass mouth
Ina: girl shut yo SWALLA LALA head ass somewhere else
Lisa : make me
ziri: where's my fruit
ina : BETT
Lisa: AHHHHH LET GO OF MY HAI-
     * dragging noises*
jimin : NOONA GO SHOW YA SKILLS AND YEET HA ASS TO HONG KONG CHINA
  noona: ig
   omma:  aw hn
    ziri: lemme eat my fruit first
    * jin throws onion at lisa but misses and hit ina*
      suga:huh what happen ?
      jungkook : shut ya hobo ass up
      jin : HEY WHO LET YOU CUSS!
     jungkook: me myself and i bish
    ziri: it's me jessie and ari if the- if they test me they sorry mebrndebnebe dns and pull up in this ferrari
    Lisa: Ahhhhh let me goooo
    jhope: huh * pulls out fidget spinner*
   

  jungkook: in my moms car vroom vroom
  jin: GET OUT MA CAR
  jungkook: aww
to be continued cus this shet not even funny