The assulters boi

so heres the mOthAfUckIn tEa

we all headed to dance class
ina: yo i'm about to bust sum moves
jin: yea rt i'm the the dancing machine foo how bout th-
ina : shut up shelf i didn't even ask you
jin: who you calling shelf ??!
noona: you who else dum dum
jimin: i have a cute face
omma : shut the fuck up nobody cares
jimin: your just jealous cus you don't have a cute fa-
*omma slaps jimin on the back *
omma: dnvdvejegebeb shat up
ziri: ahhhhh i dropped my bRocColI
namjoon: pick it up
ziri : hell nah that shit dirty
suga: dirty like your-
ina: YAa shut up tony montana head ass
suga : i was gunna say counter
ziri: yea sure what's up
* ziri throws broccoli at suga*
ziri: SHOVE THAT UP YOUR-
* hoseok covers ziris mouth *
ziri:!:&3!4$:!2&3$'ndjrbeje
V: YAAAA stop it i'm trying to get my beauty sleep
jungkook: shut yo bum ass up
V: aish ya lets go to the park
jungkook:LeTs gEt thIs bReaD
noona: bread? what? where?
jimin : shut yo hungry ass up
noona: shut ur beautiful ass face up *blushing*
suga: *gags*
namjoon: what you gagging at?
suga: you and love
namjoon : oh hell nah i think u gagging at yo upper lip
hoseok: DISGUSTANG
omma : aight lets go
* we walk to the park *
V: omg aww its a BABY!!!
suga: nah fr ? i thought it was a Tyrannosaurus rex * rolls eyes*
namjoon : dinosaurs don't exist
jungkook: no shit nugget
jin: HEY! y'all never know what out there!
omma: there ain't no dinosaurs goddamit
noona: hmmmmm
ina: do u even have a brain?
jin: shut up dinosaur
ina: boi u built like a Nigersaurus shut the fuck up
jimin: ya ya lets chill
noona: roar
ziri: *munching on seaweed*
to be continued lol