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so after roasting eachother we all went to the park
suga:dude wtf we doing here i see barney
jhope: suga... that's your mo-
suga:*whisper* shut the fuck up dude don't expose me like dat
noona:aye jin passs me dat ball-
*ppl protesting start running across the whole park and jungkook and jimin get lost in the crowd lol*
jungkook: bish what the fuc- *gets yeeted*
namjoon:*chokes on korean oxygen*
jin:WHERES MY SON! JUNGKOOKKK!!MAMAS HERE
jimin :hehe i got this .......JUNGKOOK-OPPA
*jungkook pushes the crowd ready fight sum hoes*
Jungkook:SHOW ME DAT ID BITCH
namjoon:there he is
jungkook:Hello mY fELLO bitCHES ....i HAvE rEtuRned
V: dang jin ya son cussin
jin:what the frick frack titty wack tic tac snick snack quarterback big mac heart attack race track did YOU JUST SAYYY???!
omma: bish whaa?
suga: i didn't sign up for this fuckery
j-hope: bish tf where jimin at
Bts:here goes nothing, do your thing namjoon
namjoon: *sighs* FREE JAMS HERE GET YOUR FREE JAMS
Jimin: fOcK yEsHhhh
yoongi: aw shit he's back
jimin: you don't love me [cries in mochi]
jin: bitch you got depression?? welcome to tha mothafuckin club *flips unexistable weave *
jungkook: jimin push me off the slide
jimin: k
jungkook: ye but go slo- AHHHHHHH
i wasn't fucking ready bish [cries in ariana grande]
jin: *rethinks life decisions*
jimin: hehehehhehe hey V wanna get on the slide-
V:better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up
jimin: jhope-
jhope : i will slap your disgusting faceu with my slippersu
yoongi: *quietly enjoying the drama*
Jimin: aish y'all no fun
jhope: sAy tHaT tO mY fAcEu *holds up slipper*
namjoon : YALL NEED TO HAJIMA
jungkook: AMAAA-
jin: *inhales* don't test me hoE
*kids start coming to the park *
yoongi: aw shit
*jungkook plays wit kid*
*kid grabs jungkooks hair*
jungkook: um bitch don't touch me wit yo crusty dusty fingers
toothless kid: mY mOm sAiD yAll gAwth flEas
jungkook: MOOOM HE SAID GAWTH FLEAS

i HAvE rEtuRnedV: dang jin ya son cussinjin:what the frick frack titty wack tic tac snick snack quarterback big mac heart attack race track did YOU JUST SAYYY???!omma: bish whaa?suga: i didn't sign up for this fuckeryj-hope: bish tf where jimin at...

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*jin stand up and walks to the kids mom *
jin : fuck off susan fucking bitch
*bts fan kid approaches suga*
suga: listen here bitc-
kid:

suga: what kinda bitch ass fuckery is this jungkook: omg v is that a bullshit??V: [disgust in gucci]jin: this is why jesus left the earth *silence*jimin: why must you hurt me this waynamjoon: are my feelings a joke to you??? are you dumb or-jin: *...

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suga: what kinda bitch ass fuckery is this
jungkook: omg v is that a bullshit??
V: [disgust in gucci]
jin: this is why jesus left the earth
*silence*
jimin: why must you hurt me this way
namjoon: are my feelings a joke to you??? are you dumb or-
jin: *cant hear your bullshit*
jhope: your existence makes me lose faith in slipping humanity [cries in drake]
jin: *still can't hear your bullshit*
V:get out of this park you ugly sinner
namjoon: i'm am atheist
V : is u on drugs or?
namjoon: *smacks lips* bitc-


ADIOS BITCHESSSS to be continued ah haha

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 17, 2019 ⏰

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