5sos fandom problems

Luke Hemmings

where do I begin.....

on a cold, winter day in australia, an amazing woman named liz hemmings gave birth to an angel, (or should I say "sexy, but dorky lead singer" or "blonde god") luke robert hemmings. he was not naked, suprisingly. he was wearing black skinny jeans and a blink-182 shirt (that dedication tho). the first cry he cried out was so perfect basically it could be put into a song. everyone stopped to look at how beautiful and handsome he was. his blue eyes sparkled in the fluorescent light-

okay half of that isn't even true, and it's starting to get a little creepy now.

luke hemmings can frickle frackle with me any day.

but I'll be nice, so I'll share him with all of you.

luke is literally the dorkiest person in the world, you gotta love him.

but he can kill millions of girls with that voice crack...

he has legs longer than my attention span...

and a quiff higher than the empire state building.

and the #1 problem in this fandom....

just because you're a luke girl doesn't mean you're a new fan

like how many times do you have to tell people that.

people are just ugh.

okay I'm like trying to make these two other books, one is a song/lyric book (5sos) and the other one is a story about a girl who wins a ticket to derpcon and then stuff happens and yeah... thanks for all the reads and votes!!! ily guys