Sleeping Around

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The best thing about being single is sleeping around.

You can sleep all over that big lonely bed of yours.

Left, right, middle, wherever

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I don't think my dad knows I'm home up in my room cuz he's like talking to himself in this weird voice and I'm just up here trying not to laugh lololol

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