midoriya
bro. this guy? this cute nerd right here? BIGGEST legend of zelda fan u have ever SEEN.
a literal quote from him after being told to make a meme out of zelda: "the lore? MAGNIFICENT. the gameplay? EXCELLENT. character design? AMAZING. my crush i had on midna's human form when i was 10? IRRELEVANT. hotel? TRIVAGO."
bakugo
i've said it before and i'll say it again: BAKUGO IS A SECRET GIRL GROUP STAN. U CANNOT CONVINCE ME HE ISNT.
kiri found out, but baku said "i only like girl crush concepts like blackpink and odd eye circle." FALSE. LIES. ALL LIES. HIS FROMIS LOVE BOMB AND TWICE WHAT IS LOVE POSTERS SPEAK DIFFERENTLY.
bro u thought the reason he didnt participate in the room king competition was bc he was tired? NAAAH. it was bc of his amazingly organized collection of girl group albums on three completely filled shelves next to his closet (well it was also bc be was tired but uhhh idk if he wanted people to know he aggressively loves loona's discography with a passion never seen).
todoroki
runs a twitter account literally dedicated to his thoughts only. nothing else. and it has 25k followers.
here's the thing. bc of the way he was raised and also bc of his reserved personality, he hasnt really been someone who has a bunch of social media (besides that one aesthetic acc i talked abt in a previous hc bc it didnt require really talking to anyone), this ended in him barely getting gen z jokes.
so, if u were go to his twitter acc, some of the tweets are "my friend today just asked me to hit the woah. i don't understand. how do you hit a word?" "my friends keep saying they're gonna vibe check me. what does this mean." "yes, i am a first year at u.a., this is not a 'troll account.' these are my legitimate thoughts."
kirishima
i'm pretty sure u all know what vr is. minecraft vr exists. u can see where this is going.
he wasted a fourth of the money he earns for a vr headset and the ability to play minecraft in vr. does he regret it ? absolutely not.
he goes full vr too. im talking punching trees like he would a person, only being able to crouch by actually crouching, his only way to move is by walking, the whole shebang. bakugo hates it but likes seeing kiri happy. (he won't admit it though bc hes a bitch)
uraraka
she has a tik tok. she hasn't posted anything. yet.
the thing is, her bio is literally just "hi i'm a ua student so if i commented on ur video ur a certified cool kid". this is only bc one time someone recognized her on tiktok and she was like "this is the best idea for a bio."
wants to pull off the soft girl aesthetic that's been trending recently. loves the pastels and stuff. but she also loves the memes on the app.
tsuyu
certified meme goddess. can be seen with bakusquad joking around.
theres not really much to say about this tsuyu just knows how to meme surprisingly well.
iida
is a fan of dumb and sarcastic comedy shows that take place in some sort of business workplace. (ex. the office, brooklyn nine nine, psych)
no one really knows how this came to be, as he is the last person u would think would get the iconic "i want it that way" scene from b99, but hey! it's good bc there are official dates and times for b99 and psych binging times (ofc organized by the man himself bc who else would?)
kaminari
u know those tiktoks where the people stick up small pictures of something like danny devito all over someone's room. yeah, ok, kami over here does it except with his classmates' faces.
they're usually bakugo's faces and they're always in places like the gym and the kitchen so bakugo can see them and yell. he still doesnt know who the culprit is, but he'll find out and strangle the hell out of this sparky boi. poor sparky.
aoyama
he owns a sparkly scented sticker collection. that's it. that's fucking it. there's no explanation he literally has over a million (he has counted and it is confirmed that there are 1,034,392) and they're plastered on a huge bulletin board in his room. aoyama loves what he does.
hagakure
reads ao3 fanfiction in her freetime. not bc she wants to, not bc she ships two pro heroes, nonono. it's so she can torture her classmates with the oddly detailed sex scenes that have happened on that website between proheroes.
she only shows them to people she knows will laugh though. NEVER would she send them to deku or mineta, heck, not even ojiro. sometimes, they're just too much to handle.
ojiro
makes dick jokes about his tail. even if he's one of the calmest and most collected 1-a students, he has some humor up his sleeve. he is a teenager, after all.
his most iconic one is: "i always go along with the dick energy jokes, u know like 'yo u have the smallest dick energy in the planet if u say u hate minecraft.' but like...... i think i'm the only one who actually has massive dick energy. *gestures to tail*"
sato
leaves lil treats for everyone every morning on the tables in the common room. he always makes extras bc somebody always gets to them first and devours 75% of the servings *cough* uraraka.
sero
highkey worships the callmecarson youtube channel. goal is to meet carson himself and take a picture with him doing the "u know i had to do it to em" pose.
also constantly quotes dumb shit carson has said or just some things that have happened on the channel in general. this includes the "i will eliminate the middle class" meme said by gumball's voice actor.
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so like yeah i told u all i'd have another chapter up when season 4 started....... season 4 has now been finished for like weeks.
OKOKOK look. i got a new phone and forgot about wattpad for a hot minute there until i got an email about someone commenting on this story and i was like "ahaha fuckkk i made a promise i couldn't keep ;))))"
anyways yeah no that's all probably gonna do a quarantine chapter idk man this book was never serious to begin with bye
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my hero academia // HEADCANONS
Fanfictioni have a lotttt of stupid headcanons for mha so i thought i'd share them.
