Kermit x Reader (SMUT)

Ch 1- Why did it have to be him?

You and your mother, (your moms name here), live in the small town Sesame Street City, where you also go to the school in that area. You've lived here for as long as you can remember and surprisingly, you don't have any friends. Well, you have one friend. Her name is Hickey House. Not to be confused with her abusive and alcoholic father, Mickey Mouse. Anyway, you and Hickey have been friends since kindergarten and have been inseparable since. Especially since you both are the losers of the school AND town. That doesn't stop you, though.

Going to school every day gets exhausting without a friend to be a loser with. It seems more humiliating when there isn't someone to share the..humility with, I suppose.

While walking back home from school with Hickey, you grip your textbooks closer to your chest and sigh. "I wish we weren't such losers. Kermit is so so mean! He keeps shoving kids and stealing homework. He's just so-!"

Hickey laughs and you scoff. She replies, "Being a loser is totally cool when it's us, (y/n)!" She smiles and you shake your head with a smirk. Hickey always knows how to brighten your day. 

After departing with your friend, you continue on home where you enter your house and call for your mother. "Mommy!! I'm back from schoooool!!" You call loud into the hallways. Clacking of heels is heard for a minute before your mother smiles into the room.

"HellO dear! How was it!" She hugs you and continues making alphabet soup.

"It was fine, I guess. What's with the fancy soup? Are we celebrating something?"

Your mother shakes her head, "Nope! I've invited one of the neighbors to join us for dinner!! It should be a lot of fun! We're going to eat, play games, watch movies, it'll be such a gay time!!"

You roll your eyes at the misuse of the word 'gay' in that sentence and walk upstairs to your room. Plopping your bag in your beanbag chair, you fall into it as well. You had a lot of homework to do for tonight, but being as lazy as you know you are, you decide to put it all off until you physically cannot stay awake to do it.

You also decide to take a nap. You were pretty tired after the DREADFULLY boring day at school so you get up and fall right back down into your bed, allowing sleep to consume you.

A couple of hours later...(jesus why am I writing this...?)

You awaken to your loud doorbell ringing through the house and you look out the window. Of course, you couldn't see who was there because of the balcony overseeing your front door, so you decide to just put on some new, nice clothes and walk downstairs. You rub your eyes, still not totally awakened, and once you've joined your mother, you look up to see who you'd be spending the next couple of hours with. Who was it but...

"KERMIT!?"