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Rules of hogwarts (some of them)

Rules of hogwarts
2. No matter how good a Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Erwin during care of magical creature class.

5. I will not go to class skyclad.

6. The giant squid is not a appropriate date to the school ball.

8. I will not use Umbrige's quill to write 'I told you I was hard core'

9. I will stop referring to showering to 'giving moaning Myrtle an eyeful'

10. I will stop insisting that the house elfs serve fried snake to the slytherins.

11. If a classmate falls asleep I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a dark mark on their arm.

12. House elfs are not acceptable replacements for bludgers.

13. Shemus Finnigan is not ' after me lucky charms'

14.I will not refer to the Weasly twins as book ends

15. I will not tye-die all of the owls.

16. I will not reenact Harry Potter puppet pals in the Great hall.

17. Or anywhere else for that matter.

18. I will not shave mrs Norris

19. I will not refer to the patil twins as bookends.

20. I will not write all my essays in red ink claiming it's blood.

21. I will not ask lupin it it 'his time of the month'

23. I will not bring a magic eight ball to divination class.

25. I not allowed to refer to myself as the new dark lord.

26. I am not a sloth animangus.

27. I am not allowed to steal professor Flitwick's wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

28. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

29.I do not weigh the same as a duck.

30. Remus lupin does not wear a flea collar.

31. I am not allowed to wear death eater robes at dinner and shout 'long live lord Voldemort' because I think it's funny.

32. I will not kiss Trevor.

33. I will stop asking the arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.

34. Skiving snack boxes are not a durable gift for the fist-years.

36. Any resemblance between dementores and Nazgul (what the heck is that!?) is coincidental .

37. I am not allowed to sneak into professor Snapes private chambers to watch him sing 'I will survive' in the mirror as it is disturbing.

38. I will not mock Dumbledore With egsagerated limb movements.