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Awkward Voldemort problems

1. When people only laugh at your jokes on fear
2. When your nemesis's wand is made out of the same sort of stuff as YOUR wand
3. People not knowing what to call you (voldy? Voldy? Tom Riddle? He-who-must-not-be-named? You-know-who? The dark lord)
4. Everyone being suprised every time you came back ("yes, yes it's me, I'm back, remember I did a spell so I would never die?")
5. When people keep trying to kill your nemesis for you, it's like a favour but it's really not.
6. There being only one good killing curse
7. When Bellatrix wants to pillage and you just want to stay inside and plot
8. When your nemesis not even grow a beard yet
9. When you have to explain, again, that your soul is split into seven parts
10. When Draco came in for a awkward hug
11. When Nagini just won't shut up
12. That time you had to live in Quirrels turban
13. How hard it is to find decent lackeys
14. Not having a nose
15. Forgetting where you stored your horcrux, again