How did this happen ~That 70's show

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The gang was sitting in the basement watching tv when Hyde said "Does it bother anybody else that these women live in Hooterville?" "Technically, Petticoat junction is down the track from Hooterville." Eric answered matter of factly "Okay, does it bother anybody else that they live down the track from Hooterville?" "It bothers me that they bathe in the town water tank." Donna added with a concerned look "With the dog." Kelso added with a concerned look as well "It isn't the drinking water. It is the water for the train." Jackie added while playing with Fez's hair "It's still three naked women with a dog." Lisa added not taking her eyes off of the tv while resting her head on Kelso's shoulder "I want to be the Hooterville dog." Fez said with a pleased expression that shortly went away as Jackie slapped his arm with an angry face. "Yoo-hoo! Coming down. Now don't mind me. I'm just putting some clothes in. Eric, honey I thought you could wear this on your birthday. it's nice." Kitty said holding up a blue button up shirt "You look so handsome in it." "Why would I want to dress nice on my birthday?" "It's your birthday?" Kelso asked looking around to see if they would answer his question. "Oh, you never know what's going to happen on your birthday." Kitty says while giving her famous laugh "Mom ... Mom, do not throw a party for me." "Oh, well, listen to Mr. Popularity. Like I have time to plan you a party. (Laughs) Oh, um, by the way uh, Madi and Eric your sister, Laurie, is coming home from college for the weekend. No special reason she just is." As Kitty said that Madi snickered "Well now that Laurie's coming for an unknown reason I just want to say I'm surprised she's made it this long without failing." "Well, your getting a party. And best of all, it's a surprise." Sofia said as she tilted her head to face Eric "I just realized,Eric's older than you." "Only by a year." "Good for you, Eric." "Good for me, what?" "In my country it is good luck to fall in love with a younger woman" (I know he says older but yet again for the plot) "Fez... Fez." Eric says while giving him the shut up she's right there look "No, they come with livestock." Fez says looking back at the tv as Sofia stares at the ground.
~Time skip brought to you by about seven bags of chips~
"Now, what kind of gift do you want?" Red says looking up from his newspaper "Don't worry about the cost. As long as it's reasonable." Eric nods "Okay. I would like a cassette player for the car. A cassette. Not an eight-track. No eight-track, okay?" "You know, I don't know why they don't just put record players in cars. (Chuckles)" "The point is, I don't want an eight-track tape player." "Then you won't get one." "Oh, but, honey, he wants one." At this Madi comes downstairs after just waking up and getting dressed as she walks towards the cabinet to grab cereal "Mom why do we- never mind." She grabs her cereal and sits down asking Eric what they were talking about when she heard him say "No, I want a tape player, just not and eight-track." Madi laughs at her brother's frustration "yeah mom and dad he just wants a cassette player in which he will let me listen to my music without complaining." Madi says while giving Eric the "You better" look. "You'll get a Delco. A genuine GM part for your genuine GM car." "It doesn't have to be a Delco. It's just for music." At that Madi knew exactly how her father would react as she looked at her mother as they both snickered "See, now there's your first mistake. Parts have to be compatible, Eric. You're not burning cheap gas in that car, are you?" "No, sir." Madi almost burst out laughing cause she sure as hell knew that he did. "Well, We're going out." Eric said as he got up and signaled Madi to start walking out but then kitty stopped them "Good. Um... I want you two to run to the store for me. Get a large can of frosting and 15 small bags of M&M's. Plain, not peanuts." Madi was about to go give Kitty a hug goodbye when Eric gave her the "really" look as Kitty was shifting awkwardly under his stare "They're for Laurie."  Eric just decided to ignore it as him and Madi walked out of the kitchen "That was close." Kitty said it right as they both walked out.
Everyone was outside as the boys played basketball ball (Jackie was now closer to the girls as now she was dating Fez and was less of a beach sorry I don't curse a lot it makes me uncomfortable well back to the story) "So?" "What?" "What are you getting Eric for his birthday?" all the girls asked Sofia the only one knowing about the kiss was Lisa as she was the one who called her in and saw it. "I don't know. Nothing seems right. I want to give him something special with a lot of sentimental value." "He kissed you!" The other girls said in shock as Sofia shushed then "Get in the car. Sofia, get in the car so we can all talk." All the girls ran inside the car immediately closing the doors. "Okay, what happened?" Jackie surprisingly was the first to speak "Jackie, I'm not gonna talk to you about this or any of you for that matter." "Then who are you gonna talk to? Micheal, I think not." Madi said as all the girls redirected their eyes to look at the boys to find them making fart noises with their armpits. "Okay. We get home from the Rundgren Concert and I just got off the hood of  the car, and I kissed him." "French or American?" The girls asked in unison "wait I don't want to know cause he's my brother but at the same time I do cause your my best friend" Madi said with a look of disgust on her face "Well I can't believe I'm talking to you guys about this." "Guys, no." Fez said as Micheal and Hyde carried him away with Eric following behind. "Okay, so... look I've know Eric my entire life and we talk about everything together well other than stuff I talk about with you guys but that's not my point. We listen to the same music, we love the same movies. Then I kissed him, and everything changed. Now I don't know if he's my boyfriend or one of my best friends. If he's my boyfriend, I'd lose one of my best friends. If I screw it up, I lose both. Now I have to get him this gift and I don't know.." "Sofi, Sofi!" All the girls said to her trying her to calm down and stop spiraling. The girls huddled together thinking of a gift Sofia can give Eric " We've solved it. Get him a candle." "Oh since you both like Star Wars get him a Star Wars candle." Lisa said happily "A candle?" "It's practical and romantic. Oh, yeah." Jackie said while giving Sofia a pat on the back.
~Meanwhile the boys~
"I have the ball last. I win" Fez exclaimed happily "No, you didn't win." Kelso said ruining Fez's happiness "Yes, I had the ball last and... Holy Mother." "Hello, Laurie." Kelso says making his voice go deeper "Hello, Kelso. Hyde." As she walks to set things down she said Hyde's name with utter distaste as he just rolled his eyes "who's the goddess."  "The goddess is Eric's older sister." "She's not a goddess. She's more the earth mother who're type, which works for me. Anyways kelso don't you have a girlfriend." Kelso just
Waves him off not thinking about Lisa at the moment "Laurie." "Eric." "Shouldn't you put some clothes on?" "Why?" "Aren't you a little cold?" "No, in fact, I'm hot." "Oh then why don't you go upstairs?" "I am waiting for my jeans to come out of the dryer. And I want you to stay off my case. It'll only take me a minute." "I don't think Kelso's gonna last that long." "Too bad. It's not like I'm completely naked under this. I'm wearing underwear. See?" She lifts up her over sized sweater to reveal her panties "If we were at the beach, you wouldn't even notice me." "If we were at the beach, Kelso would be in the water right now." Kelso is just  f r o z e n  "So I understand you have the wagon now. I want to borrow it tomorrow night, I need it." "Okay. But I need a favor. For you? I don't think so." "Come on. Look just tell mom I'm too old for surprise parties." "Why can't Madi tell her." "Cause your the oldest she'll listen to you, if it comes out of Madi's mouth she'll think she's jealous." "But you're one of the babies, and Mama loves her babies." "If you do it, you can borrow the Vista Cruiser." "All night." "All night? Fine." "Then it's a deal, baby." She says as she punches Eric's cheek. As she leaves Kelso laughs with his eyes practically bugging out of his head "whoooo woahh yeah. Laurie wants me. I mean, you saw her coming on to me, right?" Fez shakes his head no about to tell Kelso something "Let him go." Hyde said not taking his attention away from the guitar. "Remember? I said, 'Hello, Laurie.' And Laurie said... 'Hello, Kelso. I'm waiting and I want you. Baby. Take me now. I need it bad. I need it all night. And Mama loves her baby. I'm completely naked under this. And I'm hot for you, Kelso.'" Kelso just laughs goofily as the others stare  at him confused "What? You didn't see it?"
~Time skip to Laurie ending up getting the Toyota and talking about her friend Janice, oh and Madi doesn't dislike Laurie just some things she does she's just closer to Eric. And of course Eric getting scolded by Red.~
In Eric's dream
Eric hears the door bell go off as he opens the door he spots Sofia in her nightgown "Sofi? Sofia, it's 3:00 a.m. Are you crazy?" "Crazy? Crazy in love with you. What is it about you that drives me wild with passion and desire?" "Well, I am 17 now." "Shut up, and sit down." Eric runs to the sofa and sits down as Sofia closes the door "I have to give you your birthday present. It can't wait any longer. Close your eyes." As Sofia hands him her nightgown (the person who Sofia is based off of remember it's just a dream and I'm going along with the episode) "This is my birthday present?" "No silly, That's my nightgown. I'm your present. Open your eyes, birthday boy." As Eric opens his eyes he's woken up by Kitty yelling "Surprise!" And Eric screaming "Birthday breakfast. And this is it, young man. A few gifts tonight, the end. And it is too late to change your mind about a party now. So don't think you're getting one or you will be sorely disappointed." Kitty says winking at Laurie and Madelyn "Happy birthday. You know, the lawn's not gonna cut itself." "Thanks. Mom, Dad." "Hey little brother. Nice tent." Laurie says as Madelyn laughs as Laurie walks out "Well I'm just gonna ignore that and give you your gift early" Madi states as she hands him a Gi Joe poster since he has the action figures ⬇️⬇️