How did this happen ~That 70's show

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(A/n I skipped episode 4 cause nothing important happens and I know this is late but omg thank you guys for 100 views 🌻🥰)
The gang was hanging out in the basement like always as they had a song playing on the record player as Jackie was dancing to the guitar solo as Fez stared at her lovingly "Ooh. I just want to hear the guitar solo one more time." Everyone groaned in protest "Not again. Use the headphones." Hyde said as Jackie connected the cable to the record player "Good. Now, wrap the cord around your neck." "Hey would you guys respect me if I worked in the town dump?" "The town dump? No. Now, the state dump... Why are you looking for a job?" "Everything cost money Sofi. Gas, clothes, fun." "Dates. Dates cost money." "No, Micheal, that is prostitution." "Dating is prostitution, man." When Hyde said that all the girls quickly looked at him well except Jackie cause she was still listening to the guitar solo "Only you don't always get what you paid for." "Said the man who's never had a girlfriend." Madelyn said mockingly "Says the one who dated Mitch in the 6th grade." "Shut up." "And Also you, you guys don't remember Esther, the biker chick?" "Hey, whatever happened to her?" "She's dating my uncle." "Well, we're going home for dinner. Oh, by the way, Mom and Dad are going to the Playboy Club At Lake Geneva this weekend. Do you guys want souvenirs?" "Ooh, ashtrays." "A woman." That last remark earned Fez a smack on the head by Jackie well remember he's new to the whole dating world. "Your parents are going to be out of town? Really?" Jackie's said as both her and Lisa were standing by Micheal "Yeah. I mean, we'll be babysitting our sister Tina all weekend. Just me. Alone. Watching TV. I might order a pizza. While Donna and Tina are in their rooms." "I got an idea! We'll have a party at Lisa's. A toga party!" "No Micheal think again maybe Lisa and Donna don't want to throw a party." Sofia said giving her brother the do you not get the hint look "Maybe Lisa wants to be alone." "Yeah, just me, alone. If someone happens to stop by, that'd be pretty cool." "So we're on. I'll bring the beer!" At that Sofia face palmed at her brother's stupidity "Lisa, I've never been to an American party. May I come?" Lisa looked at Donna as Donna just shrugged "Uh, yeah, I don't care. So now that we're gonna have a party Eric are you gonna come." "What? Yeah. That sounds fun." "Cool. Catch you guys later." "Whoo-hoo-hoo! Party at the Pinciotti's." "You're so stupid." Sofia smacked Michael on the back of the head "Ow.why?" Sofi's gave the others a look like why am I related to him. "Did you not see all the signs she was giving you." Jackie said storming out of the basement "This is a first. I actually agree with Jackie." Hyde says as he does a disgusted shiver "What? You're saying that I'm stupid?" "Lisa just put on the full court press, man, and you dropped the ball." "Huh? All she said was that she'd be alone Saturday night with pizza." Kelso said shrugging it off as it if it were nothing when everyone facepalmed "Micheal she wants to have alone time with you." Sofia said pointing at him as he then shortly realized "Ooooh." Kelso just looked at them not wanting to get up because he wanted a party but also wanted to be with Lisa. Eric and his family all sat by the table eating dinner quietly until Eric spoke "So, Dad, the guys and I are thinking about getting jobs." "No, no, no. You have a job. It's your job to get good grades, go to college, graduate and leave me." "Kitty when I was his age, I worked in a slaughterhouse. It was a good experience. I learned how to use a hammer. Anyways doesn't his girlfriend work with you at the hospital." "She's not my girlfriend but yes she works with mom as an intern but that's not the point, the new Fasto Burger's hiring people. Jackie's dad owns it. I guess I could get a job there." "There is plenty of time later to get a job and to grind the joy out of your life but look at Sofia I accept the fact she interns at the hospital because she is down right amazing she works with the children and she has her path decided but Fatso Burger, Fasto Burger is not where you want your career path to head." "Kitty he's not going to end up working at Fasto Burger his whole life and anyways it's never to early. But let me tell you something. Work is not about fun. It's about work. It's about seeing how much crap you can take from the boss-man. And then taking some more. And remember... Hey, look at me. Only quitters quit." "So, can I work?" "Well, we're sure as hell gonna find out, now, aren't we?" Madelyn just observed the conversation between her brother and her father "Madelyn don't leave me ok." "Don't worry mom there's still a long time before that comes along." Madelyn says giving Kitty a reassuring hug. "So, big party Saturday night." "Yay." Lisa said sarcastically as she looked at Madelyn and Hyde "I can't believe Kelso missed all of those signals." Madelyn said while laying her head on Hyde's shoulder "What signals?" "Oh, no. Poor me, all alone in my big house. Just me and my nightie. If only there was a dimwit here." Hyde replied mockingly "Well yeah I mean he can be a dimwit but I have to say he's very sweet and caring. I just want to spend some time with him alone, and now I can't." "How does that make you feel?" Hyde and Madi said getting into therapist like positions  "Frustrated. It's frustrating as hell. I mean, I really put myself out there." "I see. And do you have trouble sleeping at night?" Hyde asked while thinking of what she might do "Sometimes, yeah, I do." "Do you think you'd sleep better if you had a dimwit up next to you?" With that Lisa gave them both a really face. "Okay, let's hear it." "Hello, my name is Eric Forman." "No,no,no,no. Not with a loose hand. Firm. Not like a fish. Again." "Hello, my name is E-" "No. Step into it. Stand up straight." "Straight up and hold the fish." "Don't be a smartmouth." "Right. No smartmouth. Hello, my name is Eric Forman." "And?" "And..." "Oh, oh, oh, um, tell them about your junior achievement experience." "They could give a rat's ass about that." "Okay, show them your honorable mention from the science fair." "Again?" "Right, rat's ass." "Don't slouch." "Wouldn't that fall under the "stand up straight" category?" "See? That's a smartmouth. You're fired, Mr. Smartmouth. See? That's how that works." Red said cheerfully pointing at Eric. "First of all, people who work at Fatso Burger are special. Now, I know you're looking at me and wondering, "How do I get where Ricky is?" Well, if you work hard, pay attention, and use the proper finger-release technique on the slant cup dispenser, you could be me. Now, let's get started. Why do you want a career at Fatso Burger?" "I just think it will be a wonderful experience." Eric said in an proper way "For my girlfriend cause let me tell you buddy dates cost money and she's always paying." Kelso said sticking a finger in Ricky's face "I love the uniforms and my girlfriend's father owns it." Fez said with a reassuring smile "To unionize the workers, man." Hyde said looking at rocky dead in the eye while smirking. "Tell me, what do you consider your best quality?" "Well I'm a real people person." "I don't answer stupid questions." "I speak Dutch." "My eyes. Oh, and I guess my butt, too." "Name something about yourself that you consider to be a weakness." "I allow people to boss me around." "I love chocolate." "I'm brutally honest. Pinhead." "Um." With that Micheal was leaning back in his chair causing it to fall." "Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Fatso Burger." "Covered in gold chains." "Rock star. Or, no, movie star. No, yeah, rock star." "Prison." With Hyde's answer Ricky put his hand up to his face in a way signaling oh god. "Well, I'd like to thank you all very much for coming in. Eric, welcome to the Fatso Burger family."