So far today at a soccer game tailgate me and my sis found a condom, then got yelled at by a security guard for going too close to a sewer system.
Then fast forward like 2 hours, as I was sitting the back of a truck trying to read this northern brit started going off moving his hands everywhere and interrupting my peace. Unlike me being kinda irritated my sister was
l o s I n g. her S H I T
Because she didn't know what he was saying and all you cauld hear was his colourful language.