I do in fact go outside

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So far today at a soccer game tailgate me and my sis found a condom, then got yelled at by a security guard for going too close to a sewer system.


Then fast forward like 2 hours, as I was sitting the back of a truck trying to read this northern brit started going off moving his hands everywhere and interrupting my peace. Unlike me being kinda irritated my sister was

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Because she didn't know what he was saying and all you cauld hear was his colourful language.

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