wtf subconscious

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So I just has a dream where I was going to the biggest party on campus at my collage and I wanted to go as persephone cause one of my friends was already going as Hades. So I'm on my way there and for some reason I'm also the one planing the party although I only found out like half way through the dream?..

Anyway moving on. So I'm all like

"Hey let's invite peanut head!" (that's what I call my cousin)

And then everone just glares at me like I just said I'm gonna draw a the Nazi symbol on the white house. So then I'm all like okay guess he's not coming.

Then it gets blurry and then I'm at the party but in order to get to the party you have to get signed in so I'm now sitting in the waiting room waiting to get signed in.

Then the lights turn purple giving the room that sexy tint and this guy walks in.

1. He's not wearing a shirt.
2. His pants are some high waisted Speedo so his whole was is just there
3. He's wearing sunglasses, a fake grey mustache, and doesn't have shoes on.
4. He has a old radio on his shoulder

So this guy walks in and I'm a mix of

Damn he fine

And

Bro wtf are you wearing what kind of gramps do you have if you think grandpa's look like that????

Then he sits down looks at me smiles then I wake up.

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