its gonna b long bc i have been super duper inactive. sorry:/
today was my mom's birthday. normally, we celebrate with just my mom, dad, sister, and me but... today my dad decided to throw her a party. i mean, he spent at least $100,000 on her birthday party, true love man. true love.
my mom went inside of my room to inform me that we have to get ready for family pictures and ughh! i wasnt even out of bed! can you believe that? omgg. for the family picture, we had to wear all red because red is my mom's favorite color.
i rushed into my bathroom and took a shower. a very short one.maybe like 1 minute. no, im not nasty but i had to do what had to be done haha.
after that "shower", i called my best friend, jonny, and told him to come over because it is my mom's birthday. he face-timed me and while i was getting ready. man, the love i have for that kid is unconditional <3. all we talked about was how he might bring some friends, maybe even his little sister, who knows? he said he will come nude as my mom's birthday present. jonny has had a small crush on my mom since 1st grade and it is very funny lmao. trust me, every time he sees my mom, he gets super happy and just ugh, its very funny.
2:30 pm
the party was sorta fun. i mean i saw many family members i haven't heard from in years! my mom was so busy talking to her friends that she forgot about the family picture haha. i mean, tbh i did not even wear her fav color, i wore a black dress and vans. basic asf ik .
then, i get this text from jonny
da bestie<3- im here you fucking thot.
so after that, i run to my front door and see jonny and this other guy with brown long hair, another with face tats. i let them in and we go to my room to smoke a blunt.
10:45 pm
we all were in my room, high as shit. jonny was puttin on my makeup, callin himself 'jonnina'. you all see that the weed does to you? sheesh. his friend, skies, kept smoking. i mean 5 hours and we all still kept smoking haha. he was enjoying that weed. i mean, i have my own weed business lmao.
"y/n, right?" landon asked.
" mhm. youre right"
" well y/n, do you have chimichangas?" he asked
the way he said it made all of us bust out laughing haha.
" wait wait! how could we forget, its landon's birthday too" jonny said.
i smiled and said " happy birthday"
everyone began singing happy birthday to him and it was maddd funny because jonny ain't know a single word haha.
2:28 am
landon and i were the only ones awake. i was in the mood but i dont know landon that well so i don't know chief .
i got up and my dress went up and landon saw my ass.
" happy birthday to me" he said laughing
" hmm, well come with me and i can wish you a happy birthday"
