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FUCK HER C*NT THEN OFF YA STRUT

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"What the fuck did you's do?" Icy-hot questioned, running into the dorms along with the rest of the youth.

"We did some gang gang shit." (🥴🤑)

"Now put it into words I can understand Mira."

"We robbed a store of its goods." Katsuki stated walking ahead of everyone into the kitchen.

"WE GOT SNACKS HOMIES!!" Mina screamed from the common room. Her screams were loud enough to signal everyone in her class of their arrival even Toko the emo bird who was listening to his My Chemical Romance playlist on full blast.

Suddenly lots of marches surrounded the building as all the leftover students who didn't go out on the expedition filed out into the kitchen.

"You're an actual god Mira." Midoriya stated reaching into the bags full of unhealthy goods.

"Thank me later gang gang."

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«When I was a young boy»
(Class 1a group chat)
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Mido🧸😫💕:
So yall really out
here fucking shit up
huh. 😔😔🤪😫👊🏻

Icy-hot😼😻👄💕:
Mira fell out of a tree

Sanic🚴‍♂️🏎:
Holy mackerel
are you okay
Mira?!!!

God🥶:
It was like I had seen
heaven.

Explodo McKill💕😩:
You nearly got
us killed you thot

God🥶:
Ugh gOD katsuki
You wound me
😔😫😫👊🏻😖😩🥺

I'll fuck your bitch🥊:
Mira I saw you fall
Black undies huh?
😫😫😔😔

God🥶:
Anyways what happened
after the gang peaced
out?

Mama😫:
M*neta
started talking about
ways of saying
contraception differently

I'll fuck your bitch🥊:
Mama why you gotta do
me like that?! 😔😫😩
actually I'd like you to do that

Sanic🚴‍♂️🏎:
The filth that spills out
of your mouth M*neta

God🥶:
Was it the one that goes like

Icy-hot 😼😻👄💕:
Mira doNT

God🥶:
Fuck her c*nt then off
ya strut?

I'll fuck your bitch🥊:
Yes ma'am

God🥶:
I see you're a
man of culture as well

I'll fuck your bitch🥊:
Of course my big breasted
Wife😻👊🏻

God🥶:
hAH sIKE

Explodo McKill💕😩:
Mira what the fuck.

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Guys please that last bit was the peak of my comedy eye-