The winter Biatch and Captain YASQUEEN

Hoe dont touch my hair

Bucky Barnes, the winter biatch was painting his nails hot pink, even on his metal arm (which he had glued false nails to). He was sitting there, being very straight, trying to apply the perfect wing of his eyeliner. His history with eyeliner had been messy, forming the smudged mess across his face that has became borderline iconic. As the winter biatch applied sparkly pink lip gloss and curled his hair, the alarm went off. He rolled his eyes and pulled on his sparkly hot pink tight armour. Complete with a crop top and booty shorts. Never forget his hooker heels. He grabbed his cutest guns and rushed out. "What the fack" he said, dramatically. His biggest fashion rival, Captain YAS QUEEN was wearing the same outfit "I facken refuse to go anywhere unless that cheap ass hoe gets changed" Bucky spat, touching up his lip gloss. Captain YASQUEEN grabbed his hair. The winter biatch slammed him to the floor and slut dropped. "Don't touch my hair hoe". Captain YASQUEEN later came out in a rainbow bikini top and booty shorts with 'hoe' wrote across the ass in gemstones. He had thigh high leather hooker heels on and a long blonde wig. His long false lashes fluttered "Jealous bitch? Captain YASQUEEN asked, being a bit bitchy. "Bitch please" Bucky says, flipping his hair. "Oh my fucking hell guys. People are dying" Natasha sighed. Clint placed a finger to her mouth and sushed her "shut up. They're gonna lip sync for their lives"

As the winter biatch strutted out into the battlefield his arch nemesis, the red hoe-skull. 'Bitch we need to work together to out sass this bitch!" Bucky exclaimed "Okay gurl" Captain YASQUEEN smiled. Red hoe pulled off her weave and slung it into the crowd. Eventually the power of ass,slut drops, lip synching, spandex, glitter and hooker heels saved the day again. "Ooo shit gurl. Bitch boutta blow!" Captain YASQUEEN exclaimed, leaving red hoe to sashay away. The winter biatch pulled a bomb disposal kit from up his ass. They diffused the bomb and threw around dick confetti before getting back to the tower. They listened to lady gaga obnoxiously loud and danced like 40 year old drunk white moms.