Mayochup

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(yes that is the same picture for what I put for the last chapter, leave me alone)

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(yes that is the same picture for what I put for the last chapter, leave me alone)

Mina: look Its you four

Denki: now we just need Deku to be relish

Mina: YES

Sero: you know I've seen Mayo and Keychup sold together, like mixed together in one bottle, apparently some people do that, but its an ugly color.

Kaminari: ya its like an ugly pink color.

Mina: perfect those people can join our Kiribaku cult

Sero: yes, they must

Kaminari:

Mina: OH MY GOSH

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Mina: OH MY GOSH

Kaminari: Mayochup

Mina: that's awesome

Sero: isn't it an ugly colour tho?

Mina: ya, it doesn't look appetizing

Kaminari: no not at all

Sero: it looks like a dead salmon that pucked on its self before it died

Mina: lol it kind of does

Sero: i'd rather just mix the two myself

Mina: same

Kaminari that would be more fun

Sero: it would

Mina: DIY Mayochup

Kaminari: like you have the satisfaction of force puking a salmon instead of it pucking it's self

Mina: Wait no thats not-

Kaminari:I WANT TO FORCE PUKE A SALMON!!!!!!!!

Sero: oh no

Kaminari: thats gonna be my new life goal!

Sero: so your ditching the pride ice cream stand? (Yes the person who wanted to run a pride ice cream shop is the same person who wants to pule a fish)

Kaminari: YUP! I need to train intensely 16 hours a day for this

Mina: oh gosh

Kaminari: I WONT GIVE UP! But the other hours I don't train,

Kaminari: I COMPETE!!!! AGAINST EVERYONE ELSE WHO HAS THE SAME GOAL AS ME!!!!

Mina: i will come to all your competitions

Sero: you will not give up with victory so close at hand

Kaminari: OF COURSE MY VENGEANCE MUST BE SATISFIED

Mina: lol, you two are dorks

Kaminari: and then you sit there is sadness, while you make Mayochup

Mina: what😂

Kaminari: THEY DONT HAVE A MATOCHUP EMOJI!!! IM SUING APPLE

Sero: oh no someone stop him

Kaminari: I think I have to much energy

Mina: really

Kaminari: ACTUALLY, there is no such thing as to much energy when it come to the art of MAYOCHUP!!!

Sero: HI DO YOU HAVE A SECOND TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR MAYOCHUP!!!!

Mina: I HAVE PLENTY OF MOMENTS

Kaminari: my training isn't now cause I'm to lazy to praise the lord

Mina: the lord will still always be in your heart

Sero: he is part of our soul

Kaminari: WE ARE ONE WITH THE MAYOCHUP!!!

Sero: praise our lord and saviour

Mina: ALL HAIL THE ALL AND MIGHTY MAYOCHUP!!!!

Kaminari: we praise you oh mighty lord

Sero: amen

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It was Mina and Sero's birthdays the other day so HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY!!!! Also its Jirou's birthday today so HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIROU!!!!!

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