Hi im trash

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Woah, im alive look at dat! Sorry i havet updated either of my books recently, i satrted school a couple weeks ago and im at a new school and I didnt know anyone so that was stressfull, but we good now, so here is some trash, i hope u enjoy!
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The bakusquad in a car driving

Bakugou: We are in Quebec now

Kaminari: We are in Quebec we dont know English muffins

Mina: huh huh huh Les begets
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Sero: Kirishima stop slouching sit up straight

Mina: Be straight!!!!

Kirishima: bitch I can't do that
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Kirishima: and then she fell down from the clouds

Mina in the distance: I AM GOD
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Mina: if you wore a red and a blue contact lense could you see in 3D?

Kirishima: Mina goes to movie with those on

Sero: I wonder if it would work
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*Bakugou laughing at Kaminari*

Kaminari: Thats bulyism!

Sero wheezing: bulyism?!?!
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Kirishima: I love otters!

Mina: they are adorable!

Kaminari: they are dabolishius!

Kiri and Mina laughing: what?
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Sero walks three circles around Kirishima and kaminari: you know...

Kirishima: know what

Kaminari: do you ever just...

Kirishima: ever just what?

Sero and kaminari walk away

Kirishima: I'm so confused
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Mina: LOOK! IM A NUN!

Mina: im a gay Nun!—————————-Kaminari: Sad😢

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Mina: im a gay Nun!
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Kaminari: Sad😢

Sero: life is sad

Kaminari: it is sometimes

Sero: We are all gonna wake up one day with our family dead and people we once knew when we were kids or from jobs are gonna be long gone and you will wonder what happened to them and people you were once friends with will become strangers and the people you loved no longer love or remember you

Kaminari:.........
Kaminari: that was dark
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Kaminari: BAKUGOU!

Bakugou: I don't like u!
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Mina in a car driving slowly past Bakugou: I told them and they broke my heart

Bakugou: why are you supprissed

Mina: what?

Bakugou: WHY ARE YOU SUPRISSED!

Mina: Ill text you

Bakugou: fine

Sero: what De fuq
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The bakusquad having a sleepover listening to music at 3am, next song comes on, Sero starts tearing up

Mina: Seroare you ok

Sero: I'm crying

Kaminari: why

Sero: Cause its Elton John!
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Sorry its so short, but i hope u enjoyed this unedited nonsense!

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