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Ryan POV

It all started this morning with the podcast.

We were talking about how euphemisms for pussy are always more appetizing and sweet than euphemisms for dick, which naturally sparked a debate, albeit a much more watered down, less explicit one.

I damn near choked on my coffee when Kim basically said that eating pussy is a treat, whereas giving head is a job. Now of course she didn't say it just like that, but it was definitely implied.

I still can't decide whether or not I choked because it was Kim saying something inappropriate, thus giving me all of the visuals, or because her implication was preposterous.

Giving a blow job is just as much a treat as eating pussy.

Like I've never given a blow job before, but I've been with girls who have genuinely gotten off on giving me head before. So to them it's a treat. And it's obviously a treat for me too. Yes it's called a blow job, but that's just semantics.

I told Kim as much after we wrapped up the podcast and were on our way to lunch.

***
MRN Studios - earlier that day
***

"Are you kidding me, Ryan? So some girls have enjoyed blowing you, that doesn't mean that it's a 'treat' for everyone! Eating pussy is way easier and less...less..."

"Less what, Kimberly? If you say gross I swear to God...I—"

"It's not gross! It's just...girls generally keep their shit clean and smelling nice, whereas guy—"

"So do guys! I always keep my junk clean and—"

At that moment a NASCAR employee walks by and eyes the both of us with just about the most confused expression, making us naturally burst out into laughter.

"I'm so happy you keep your dick clean, Ryan. I was so worried," she tells me, barely able to keep a straight face.

"Fuck you," I cackle. "But all I'm saying is that giving a blow job is just as much of a treat as eating pussy."

"Are you speaking from experience or?" She replies, cocking an eyebrow at me.

"Are you speaking from experience, Kim?" I counter.

God that'd be so hot if she was.

"Well, no, but theres just something about eating pussy that's just different. You can't really equate the two, in my opinion."

"Well I think you can."

"Ok, well, you're wrong."

"Ok, well, then prove me wrong."

***
Ryan's house - later that day
***

"God, Ryan," Kim moans out, grinding down onto my face.

Her moans go straight to my cock, which is trapped under layers of clothing, as she is the only one fully nude here. Not that I'm complaining or anything—I do have the woman I've had a crush on for three straight years currently naked and sitting on my face as I mercilessly eat her out. Things could be worse.