A week after the fateful homie kiss, Kakyoin is sitting in his bedroom, feeling bored. He guesses that he and Jotaro are kind of an item now, and decides that they probably should go on a date or something to make it official. He sends him a text asking if he's free to go to Arby's; the first date location he can think of.
Kakyoin: hey wanna go to Arby's or sumthin
Jotaro: dude you peed in my bed last night don't try to hit me up.
Kakyoin: what i wasn't at your house yesterday?
Jotaro: oh oops wrong person.
Jotaro: sorry yoin
Jotaro: thought you were someone else.
Kakyoin: who peed in your bed last night?!
Jotaro: iggy.
Kakyoin: what???? iggy is a dog he dont have a phone bruh
Jotaro: how do you know he doesnt have a phone?
Kakyoin: what that mean?
Jotaro: nvm
Kakyoin: you cant just nvm that homie
Jotaro: anyway im free to go to Arby's. whose comin w us?
Kakyoin: i thought it could be just us?
Jotaro: oh so like a date.
Kakyoin: yeah
Jotaro: sounds fresh. what time cause you know 9 pm is bedtime.
Kakyoin: like 6:30 or sumthin
Jotaro: k sounds calm ill see ya there.
Jotaro: i wanna cop that meat mountain sand which.
Kakyoin: k fresh cya
Kakyoin spends the next few hours preparing himself for the date. He puts on some foundation to cover up his acne, and sprays an entire can of Axe on his body.
"Looking good." He says to himself, biting his lip seductively as he stares at his school uniform-clad body in the mirror.
He gets in the car and drives to the Arby's, and pulls into a parking space. The Arby's is empty, even though the car park is totally full. He sees Jotaro's car a few spots down from his, parked extremely badly. It spans two spaces and is almost sideways. There's a parking ticket in the mirror. Kakyoin, upset, keys Jotaro's car, cursing his bad parking job.
Inside the Arby's, Jotaro is waiting patiently by the drinks machine.
"Hey, 'Yoin!" Jotaro says, walking over.
"Hey bro." Kakyoin says, nodding his head. He has his gamer goggles on, and is looking very fresh.
"Why do you have those glasses on? They look pretty lame."
"'Cause they cool."
"You look like a dad, 'Yoin."
"Don't insult my gamer goggles, bro."
"Okay, I'm getting my food." Jotaro goes up to the register to get food.
"Do you want me to pay for your food?"
"Nah, I don't need your dusty greenbacks."
"You don't have any money, bro."
"My meemaw hooked me up with some before I left. 20 big ones."
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Goodnight, Homie (Jotaro x Kakyoin?)
HumorJotaro and Kakyoin are just pals, and that's all. But one night, when Jotaro goes to give his homie a goodnight kiss on the cheek, Kakyoin tries to give him one too, and chaos insues! (Also, i wrote this before I knew anything about Jojo so it is ac...
