awkward silence | stray kids

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[ trying to get y'all to forgive me for not updating be like: *writes a chapter with a 3rd person pov* skskskks p.s I also change some..things for you know, ahem straykids' sake. ]

STRAYKIDS as the Malk meme

another usual fine day on Straykids side. as usual, straykids just breathing and existing while seungmin is screaming because of the other members. I mean, ahem.

Jisung sat on the table, not literally ok, with Felix on the opposite side while having Seungmin being seated in the chair in the middle. The two was just playing and probably wrecking each other's mind with jokes and puns and memes because duh, it's felix. Moving on, Jisung suddenly straightened up when he's actually not but let's just shh. Anyways, yeah Jisung sat straight (but he's still not straight) and looked over Felix (then ta-da, he's gay. bye Minho.) who is telling how he memorized the map to his house in minecraft.

"oi Felix, you got anything to drink?" Jisung asked. Felix stopped to answer him.

"Yeah, in the fridge." Felix answered. Both of them looked to Seungmin who stood up to get himself a glass of water.

"Hey Seungmin, can you grab me a glass of malk please." Jisung said with an aegyo while Felix almost wheezed his lungs out.

"We don't have any mAlk but I can get you some milk." Seungmin deadpanned and closed the fridge.

"But that's what he just said." Felix blinked.

"Yeah, it's just some malk." Jisung agreed, face painted with slight confusion.

"No, you're saying it wrong." Seungming put the glasses down at the table. "You're saying it mALk like it's some kind of disease."

Jisung and Felix stared at him in utter confusion. Hyunjin then entered the scene, curious of the sudden noises coming from the dining room.

"Then, how do you say it?" Hyunjin asked, sitting down on one of the chairs.

"I'm saying it the way everyone thought to say it, milk. M-I-L-K." Seungmin explained, spelling out the word for them.

"Right." Hyunjin nodded.

"Yeah, like two percent." Felix shrugged.

"Yeah, like a whole mAlk." Jisung beamed.

However, Seungmin quickly shook his head to disagree with Jisung's pronunciation."No, no, no, no."

Seungmin inhaled before speaking up,"Say milkshake."

"Milkshake."

"Milkshake."

Jisung and Changbin, who just entered the scene, said. Seungmin looked pleased.

"Okay. Now, say milk." Seungmin patiently waited for the other male's response.

"..malk." Jisung muttered.

Seungmin never looked so displeased before. He facepalmed as soon as he heard the word from Jisung.

Jeongin quietly entered the room, seeing all boys watching Seungmin. Seungmin perked up, aware that Jeongin has been listening all the time.