Friends at school: I can hit you and bully you as much as I want but you can't do anything about it.
Me: excuse me what the fuck?
Me again: *tells teachers beacuse I need help*
Teachers: wait, you're Lebanese, right?
Me: yes.
Teachers: well our racist asses think you're lying even thigh we don't have proof.
Me: well, there goes my faith in humanity-
