Parents, School, and Girls.
OH MY FUCKING GOD ARE THEY THE MOST CONFUSING LITTLE SHITS IN THE WORLD...... AND I'M A FUCKING GIRL!!!!!
•Reason why I hate parents:
Holy shit do they get me pissed off. They tell you to do like three shits at once. "Get me the vegetables" "Take out the trash" "Go clean your room" You do one thing, then they get pissed at you for not doing EVERYTHING. Like, I get it your my mom and dad and I love you, but WHAT THE FUCK DO I LOOK LIKE TO YOU?????? Dr. Octopus? With his eight arms. Or Inspector Gadget?(Whatever his name is) Like let me do one shit at a time. I ain't no 'The Flash'. Shit. And when I try to do some shit that my friends are doing/did their like "So if Alyssa jumps off a cliff you will too?". And I'm like... Keep saying shit and I might. Then we I try to do some shit their like "Bree your to old for that" Or "Bree your to young for that" THEN WHAT THE FUCK AM I OLD ENOUGH FOR?????? JESUS CHRIST DAMN IT.... *mumbles* Making shit complicated. shit.
•Reason why I hate school:
Oh GOD. School. I have some shit to tell you. YOU START SCHOOL WAY TO FUCKING EARLY!!!!!! It's been scientifically proven that we DON'T START FUCKING LEARNING UNTIL AFTER 10AM.
-Then theirs fucking teachers. Holy crap are they so annoying! When ever they try to give me homework I'm like.... So you got me sitting in this God forsaken desk for 8 hours. THEN try to give me 3 more hours of homework thinking im a do it? (HOLY CRAP!!!!! Don't make me laugh.) YA THOUGHT!!!!!!!! Also. WHY IN THE FUCK DO YOU LOOK LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES?????? Ain't nobody wan't to see your ugly ass. Shit. Bitch go sit in the corner and think of ways to make us stop looking at you. I especially hate it when you accidentally say or do something 'inappropriate' then they get pissed. AND IT'S THE FIRST TIME!!!!! Like BITCH NO! Or when you 'suddenly change'. Ummm no I didn't. All I did was actually talk to some patato looking creatures....
-Students. By far the most stupid humans I've ever been in the same room with. I'm always like.... "The fuck you want?" "I don't like you" "Stop being so close to me" "Why are you sitting next to me when thiers EVERY OTHER SEAT OPEN!!!!!" "I don't give a shit 'bout you" "Can I just stab/shank you to death with a spoon?" "Does somebody have a knife?" "Maybe the reason why your ass is single is because you look like a sack of potatoes" "Can you turn your shitty, poor taste in, music down you given me a headache" "Sit your ass down... you ain't funny. Your ass is just a jackass trying to hard to make friends""Ain't nobody want to know if your stanky ass is a virgin, 'got some', or 'distorted that pussy' last night. And say it a gain. I DARE you. If you do I'll make sure your ass can't have kids. I'll be doing this world a favor anyways." Shit man. WHY MUST I GO TO THAT PIECE OF SHIT HELL HOLE- I MEAN SCHOOL, WITH THEM HORMONAL TEENAGERS?????? I HATE MY LIFE!!!!!!
•Reason I hate girls:
One word.
'DRAMA.'
Honestly I don't give a shit about your 'love' life. You don't fuck with mine, I don't fuck with yours. At this age you should just be getting a boyfriend. NOT fucking him. AND THEIRS THE FANGIRLING, RAMBLING ON ABOUT POINTLESS GOSSIP, CLOTHING...... etc.
This is why I'm a tomboy and have more guy friends.
-Fangirling. "OMG 1D IS COMING TO TOWN!!!!" *sorry if your their fan, I like them just a little bit* I DON'T CARE IF ONE DIRECTION IS COMING TO TOWN!!!!!
-Rambling on about pointless gossip. "OMG CHARLIE CHEATED ON ROSA WITH KIMBERLY......?" "OMG YESSSSS" " OMG HAVE YOU TRIED TELLING SOMEONE WHO GIVES A SHIT AND KNOWS WHO IN THE HELL THEY ARE!!!!!*fake smiles; and walks away*"
-Clothing/Shopping. "How do I look?" "LIKE SHIT!!!!!*fake smiles* Can we go now?*drops friend's bags and walks away* AND I'M NOT YOUR SLAVE!!!!"
Honestly I could careless how I look. Yet girls seem to ask for my opinion.... THEN GET MAD BECAUSE I TOLD THEM THE TRUTH ON HOW THEY LOOK!!!!
-Having to win every fight.
You don't have to win EVERY fight. Let them/us win every once in awhile. God.
-Getting mad at every little thing.
I DID SHIT TO YOU. AND IF I DID. JUST FUCKING TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND MUCH MORE CRAP!!!!!!!! (*Sorry if any of this offended you*)
