Energizer Bunny X Hitler A forbidden love

That bitch Peppa pig

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It was an 1860s  Wednesday morning I was quickly awakened by Dolf throwing rocks at my bedroom window. I hopped out of bed and grabbed my hydro flask. I looked out my window at dolf.

He yelled to me "Come on its nine in the morning we gotta go" I had no idea what he was talking about "What do you mean "gotta go" where are we going?" I was sure he was going to try and convince me to invade Poland with him again but to my suprize, he responded with "We are going to the mall!" That was enough convincing for me. 

I then got dressed throwing on my black wedding dress made of spaghetti and ballmeats, and ran down the stairs. My father (Bob Duncan) was there watching me, I let out a sigh as he asked me "Where are you going so early today" I let out another sigh as I murmured something about going to the library.

My father (Bob Duncan) looked unimpressed, I'm sure he could tell I was lying but didn't have the energy to argue with me. I grabbed a single fruit gusher for breakfast and ran outside to meet dolf. Luckily my father (bob Duncan) hadn't seen Dolf.

As Dolf and I started walking down our street we started talking about what stores we wanted to go to, Dolf, of course, suggested that we "stop and invade Poland just for a quick second". I then looked extremely jellyfish and said: "There's no way we are doing that again, do you want to get put on probation again?" Dolf quickly responded with a simple "no" and a disappointed look.

Once we arrived at the mall we went into all our favourite stores and looked around for about an hour. Dolf turned to me and said, "I'm kinda hungry ya wanna get some shit to eat?" I then stood there looking at the ceiling and responded with a keyboard look almost having a seizure salad "Oooo-ooo o-oo -o-oo OwO ok". 

We decided to go to KFC to get some Kentucky fried children as the name states "KFC". I walked up to the counter to place my order, 2 small deep-fried battered kindergarteners. As I was placing my order dolf stood beside me. The KFC Worker looked up and realised Dolf standing next to me.

The KFC worker then spoke in a glass voice to Dolf "I haven't seen you since last year :/" dolf was shocked at who it was. It was Peppa pig his Ex-girlfriend from last year. Dolf hardly ever spoke of their relationship usually only stating that the entire relationship was a mistake.

I could see Peppa's was slowly getting angrier by the second, I have no idea what happened with their relationship but it must have been really bad for them to react like this. Before I knew it Peppa was yelling at Dolf, shit I must have zoned out.

Peppa screamed at dolf "Whos this slut bunny you fucking no good god damn dyslexic dumpling single nut having (N word)" Dolf was quick to retaliate screaming "don't u talk to my bitch bunny like that you fucking Minecraft ghast I will go back in time steal your dads sperm become your mother and abort you if you don't watch your mouth" 

By this point, Peppa threw her hat on the ground and jumped over the KFC Counter grabbing dolfs shirt. The size of Peppa was amazing an entire 7 foot 1, Needless to say, she was a monster.  Dolf was determined to fight her though. I leaned in closer to Dolf and asked "nibba you sure you wana do this this hoe is 7 foot 1 ur like 5 foot 9 theres no way ur gonna win this." Dolf looked at with me with the most serious look I've ever seen stating "Yes I'm sure". 

I backed up knowing that this fight was about to be crazy shit. Dolf then through a single punch at Peppa hitting her in the throat she then started coughing as she tackled Dolf to the ground hitting him with a single piece of Kentucky fried child over and over again. Dolf relized he wasnt going to be able to take her down without some help. He looked around for anything he could use.

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"Come on, something, anything, I just need something to hit her with" I looked around helplessly the only thing I could reach was a wet floor sign. I grabbed it I was about to hit Peppa over the head with it but I paused. "Woah woah wait what the fuck? why the FUCK Does the mother fucker on the wet floor sign have fingers??? what the fuck who actually thought that was nessacary all it needs to be is a picture of a stick figure slipping he doesn't need fucking fingers that makes it hella creepy what the fuckkkkkkkk??!?!?!?"

After getting distracted by the wet floor sign I got back to the task at hand, I grabbed it as best I could and slapped Peppa in the face with it once then twice then three times cause it was kinda fun. Peppa got off me and screamed "WHATT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU,?? WHO THE FUCK PUTS FINGERS ON A FUCKING WET FLOOR sIgN sTiCk fIgUrE wHo tHe FuCk dId tHis>????" I looked her straight in the eyes and agreed "I know right, like what the fuck?"

As Peppa was distracted by my comment about the wet floor sign I grabbed the near by fire extinguisher and bashed her bitch ass 7 foot 1 lookin head ass nibba right in her ribs, she fell to the ground and let out a cry of pain. 

I looked over to my sweet energizer bunny and quickly said "Uhh so I think I just broke her ribs, we should probably get out of here before we get arrested". I grabbed my Energizer bunny's arm and started running he followed behind me until we exited the mall.

We started walking in the parking lot but then my lovely energizer bunny turned to me with a sad look on his face "bUt iM sTiLl hUnGrY! i nEvEr gOt mY kUnTuCkY fRiEd cHilDrEn!!" I was a little annoyed at this point but I suppose he was right. I looked at him and responded "Fine how about we go back to KFC and get some Kentucky fried Peppa?? Does that sound good?"