Energizer Bunny X Hitler A forbidden love

But Foodlands open

(Lemme clear this up Foodland is a grocery store IT IS ALWAYS OPEN)

(Roughly based off a true story as well)

♫ Hitler's POV ♬

I woke up and looked around thinking "Woah! where am this isn't my bed what the hell?". I soon realized I had fallen asleep at my desk again after a long night of playing Doki Doki literature club, It was the third time this week I had fallen asleep late into the night while playing. The southing soundtrack always makes me sleepy. I slowly looked at my computer to check the time: Nine in the morning, just how I like it.

I saved my game and then all of last nights memories came rushing back to me I looked around my room and let out a sigh followed with a loud "Shit, I'm gonna be late" I totally forgot I invited my darling Energizer bunny on a date today. I rushed to get ready getting ready in my best all-black SS uniform. I brushed my hair grabbed something to eat, brushed my teeth and ran out the door. 

I ran all the way to Energizer Bunny's house, going straight to his window because his dad (Bob Duncan) would kill me if he saw me again. I texted him, got a short response and he jumped out his window. 

♛ Energizer Bunny POV ♚

I've been waiting for Dolf to meet me for what feels like ages now. I've been excited about this date all morning, I even brushed all my fur and styled my ears. Dolf has always been pretty secretive when it comes to his plans, dating plans that is. He always tries to surprise me, and I love it. As we walked to who knows where I looked at him and asked: "Soooooo where are we going, sweety?". He looked back at me with no response just a dead look in his eyes. 

About Nine minutes later he grabbed my paws/hands and dragged me into Foodland, I was extremely confused so I asked him "What are you doing, why are we in Foodland? Is it always open?" He quickly responded with "This is where our dates gonna be FOODLAND!! and yes its always open" I was speechless Dolf always knows what makes me smile and always thinks of the most romantic things.

Dolf guided me into the frozen foods section he made it extremely important we went to the frozen food ile, "Why the fuck is this ile so important?" "cuz ur too hot for the other iles" I have never heard him say such a terrible pun "No Shut the fuck up never tell me a pun that shitty ever fucking again" I smile at him to let him know I'm joking and we laugh for a little while. I open the fridge and grab a popsicle deciding ill pay for it later. We sat and ate popsicles for at least 10 minutes.

"Shit" Dolf says with a worried look on his face, ":0 What's wrong?" I ask Dolf stands up and exclaims "I gotta piss". Not wanting to sit alone we both walked to the bathroom in the back of the store. I watched as two women walked into the bathroom together, I was unsure of how to feel, but I remember that sometimes girls go to the bathroom together for reasons I still don't understand.

♫ Hitler's POV ♬

"Shit I really gotta piss I don't know how long I'll be able to wait" I thought while standing outside the bathroom door waiting. I then heard some loud and questionable sounds coming from the bathroom I quickly remembered that two women had just gone into the bathroom together. I turned to Energizer Bunny and whispered "Oh. My. God. They are having sex in there you can definitely hear it" Energizer bunny whispered back "Fuck why couldn't they wait we are in a public food, Holy shit"

I waited until the two women walked out looking suspicious of course. I then went to take my piss being careful of what I touched in the bathroom and leaving as quickly as possible. I then grabbed the popsicles out of Energizer Bunny's arms paid for them and left Foodland. All around a great date. 

As we walked out of the Foodland parking lot with a full box of popsicles I grabbed Energizer Bunnys hand, and we held hands until we arrived back at his house and he snuck back into his room without his parents even knowing. I shouted to him "Great date best one yet cya later!"