BTS Imagines and Scenarios

Bank Robbery W/ BTS

NJ: Ok so I the leader of this bank heist am going to go straight to the vault and try to crack the code

*Hears crying*

NJ: JIN FEED THE BABY GODDAMMIT 

SJ: Hey-- shh--- kookie shut up u little- 

JK: MAMA :3

SJ: nono I'm no-

NJ: Yoongi you, have been with me through thin and thick, like brothers, so I, Kim Namjoon, make you co leader

YG: *Is sleeping*

NJ: 

YG: *snores*

SJ: I may have AciDEnTaLLy ordered our ouftits in pink

HS:

TH:

JM:

JK:

NJ: 🤦‍♂️

------Long Silence------

NJ: Hoseok, you are our distraction along with Taehyung, oh a make sure Tae doesn't blow up the getaway truck

TH: teehee *plots*

HS: No worries hobi has it all under control dskkskdjhln

NJ: Jin

SJ: *feeding jeon cake*

NJ: JIN

SJ: WHAT

NJ: You will hack into the computer system and turn off all the cameras, Jimin you're lookout and jeon cake, you are our...

------Long Silence______ :/

JM: LOOKOUT LOOKOuT LOOKOUT

NJ: Fine jeon cake is the lookout 

JM: YESSSSS *Punches yoongi*

YG: *CoughS* I LOVE YOU HOSEOK I-- oh- *clears throat* um-

sope uwu

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NJ: *Cartwheels into the bank cuz he's sLiCk*

TH and HS: *walks in wearing gucci purses, makeup, and wigs*

Desk Guy: Ermmmmm how can I help you?

HS: Uhh me and Tae... ha me and Taeha just uh wanted to know 

TH: How much a Gucci pet outfit isssss....

Desk Guy: Look- as much as I would like to he-

HS: THAT"S EXACTLY WHAT YOUR SUPPOSED TO DO! HELP US!

Desk Guys: Ok ok ma'am- sir- or---

TH: *Rubs and itches face - smears lipstick*

Desk guys: *looks up answer*

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NJ:*On walkie talkie w/ Jimin* I'm in the vault 

JM: Ok- wait Kai??? a/n: stan exo you cowards

NJ: Oml

JM: wELL cRaP

NJ: WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE FAST JIN TURN OFF ALL THE CAMERAS! JIMIN WHAT'S THE PASSWORD???

JM: JAMS! I GOT JAMS!

NJ: YOU HAVE NO JAMS JIMIN NOW WHAT'S THE PASSWORD???

JM: 🗿 THE PASSWORD IS JAMS NOW TYPE IT IN

NJ: FINE!

NJ: J_A_M- *Breaks off door* *Alarms go off*

NJ: cRaP

JM: *hears door break* *gasp* I'M COMING NAMJOOOOOON!

JM: *leaps out of car and yeets himself through the bank doors*

JM: ALRIGHT EVERYBODY ON THE GROUND AND PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEADS! OR ELSE I WON'T SHOW YOU MY ABS!

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*In another room*

Desk guy: So Gucci pet outfits don't actually exist but...

HS: THAT'S Ridicu-

*alarms go off*

Desk Guy: Cookies? Anyone?

TH: O_O

HS: O_O

TH&HS: cRaP

Desk guy: huh?

HS&TH: *yeets off costumes and runs out the room*

Desk Guy: BUT I THOUGHT-

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NJ: *Runs out of vault* *sees jeon cake crawling out of the vault with suga* 

YG: I found this gold chain

JK: It twee dowarsss

YG: 🗿

NJ: *On Walkie taklie with jin*

NJ: JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

SJ: *Is cooking* Yeah?

NJ: WHY. IS. THE. BABY. NOT. WITH. YOU?????

SJ: I DUNNO! I like gave some candy to shut him up and-

NJ: NEVER GIVE A BABY SUGAR YOU RECKLESS IDIOT

SJ: Whoopssssssssss oh wait where's jimin?

NJ&SJ: cRaP

SJ: *Yeets into bank lobby* 

NJ: *ALSO yeets into lobby*

SJ: NO JIMIN STOOOOOP 

JM: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO USE MY CODE NAME!

NJ: *Rolls eyes*

SJ: CHIMCHIM

JM: ITS TOO LATE NOW

HS: *Comes in with baseball bat* DOES ANYONE HAVE MAKEUP REMOVER???

Random Person: YOu don't even have guns?

TH: *Smears off rest of his makeup* we didn't wan't to seem like amateurs

NJ: 🤦‍♂️

TH: :)

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*Police sirens* 

NJ: Tae? I think you should blow up that getaway truck we won't be needing it...

TH: teeheee

Police: OKAY HANDS UP!

Everyone: cRaP