BTS Imagines and Scenarios

BTS as secret agents

JK: I wanna press that button so bad dskjfhfkjhs

JM: then do it idk

JK: k

*Presses button*

JK: :blinks: 

JM: Nothing happend tho lol

JK: Oh well

JM: Wanna go get some apple juices?

JK: yeet

*screen thingy turns on*

*dude in creepy black suit starts talking*

Dude: Agent Jeon and Agent Park, you have 48 hours to complete this task, Min Yoongi, CEO of Sweg Industries has been using his costumer info to sell to other people for wicked purposes

JK: Porpoise?

JM: No i think its cuz of the weird speaker things

JK: Oh yeah wait what about the food i just remembered CrAp its burning

Dude: SILENCE!

JK &JM: O-O

Dude: You have 48 hours  to get this done for a great reward, even greater than banana milk or apple juice

JM: yum

JK: gr8

Dude: guys your mission started GET LOST

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Namjin lol

SJ: NO NAMJOON THAT'S NOT HOW YOU CUT THE ONION-

NJ: I'm gonna cryyyyyy

SJ: ARGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

NJ: I HATE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

Dude: NAMJIN-

NJ: You mean Namjoon and Jin hmph (THey had an argument)

Dude: no i meant namjin  :)))))))))) anyway,you know whats been going on, fix it. Oh and I suggest you two stop fighting unless the last thing you want to see is each other's faces as Min Yoongi runs a bullet through both of your heads.

NamJin: O-O

NJ&SJ: I'M SORRY! ILY *cries* lets just forget it happened aagagagagaggagaag

Dude: 🤦‍♂️

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HS: No I think this butter tastes better because it's lowfat 

TH: Yeah but the oil based one was more expensive

HS: Oh is it??? InTeReStInG, have you tried the caviar yet it's guud

TH: Huh, gimme

HS: I personally like spinach in my cream cheese

TH: OH THEN you'll have to try kale with eggs it. tastes. FABULOUSSSSS!

Dude: 🙄🙄🙄

Dude: Vhope

Vhope: O-O

Dude: U know right?

Vhope: *stands up and salutes lol*

Dude: good, finally, a somewhat normal pair of idiots...