BTS Imagines and Scenarios

NCT as one big happy family pt.2

00 line: 3482 BOTTLES OF MILK ON THE WALL 3482 BOTTLES OF MILK TAKE OF DOWN PASS IT AROUND YOU'VE GOT-

Ten: 0 BOTTLES OF MILK ON THE WALL NOW SHUT UP SO I CAN LISTEN TO MY MUSIC

 00 line: O-O

Hendery: I SEE A BLUE CAR PUNCHBUG *punches Xiao*

Xiao: I hate you

Hendery: you can't hate me i'm pRinCe EriC *sings under the sea*

Yuta: *joins in*

Johnny: *is vlogging* OKAY LETS SEE HOW MANY GRAPES I CAN SHOVE MY NOSE

DY: Yeah--- let's not

JH: *is sleeping* a/n gotta get that booty sleep

TY: *is driving*

Chenle: *is screaming* are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet 

Jeno: LOOK DOYOUNG HYUNG IT'S YOUR LONG LOST BROTHER *points to bunny* a/n: jk love you doyoung my bias lmao

DY: I will kill you a/n we all now you love jeno tho-

Jaemin: *Blows raspberries*

Jisung: *throws up for the 5785784075078th time*

renjun: Do you think were gonna see aliens? I wanna meet one and name him doug

DY: why doug-

TY: Let the kid dream~

Ten: we'll go find doug okay?

renjun: okie a/n i swear he's so cuteasfshdsf

DY: BUT ALIENS DON'T EXIST-

renjun: *makes a weird scrunched up face*

DY: um is this kid constipated or something-

renjun: *starts crying* 

Taeil: *sings aPpAdO gWaEcHaNa*

TY: OH COME ON 

DY: NONONONO DON'T CRY ALIENS ARE REAL--- YEAH WE'LL FIND DOUG OKAY??

Renjun: *stops crying* really?

ten: Sure! 

DY: *whispers to ten and kun* all we need is winwin in a green suit

Kun: that's actually not a bad idea

Kun: wait

Ten: what

Kun: WHERE IS WINWIN *panicked mom mode*

Taeil: AND LUCAS

Yuta: AND MARK

Johnny: AND JUNGWOO

Everyone but TY: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

TY: guys chill i put them on the roof cause there was no space in the bus they should be up there like doing some weird culty stuff anyways

Yangyang: if lucas is up there i wouldn't be surprised if he sets the bus on fire a/n I'M KIDDING LOVE YOU YUKHEI-

Kun: EXCUSE YOU 

Xiao: oop-

TY: I'll send one idiot up there to see if they're  ̶a̶l̶i̶v̶e̶  okay