Preface:
SO! I left my ex for a guy who was much different, no, not better, just equally as difficult but in new ways 👏👏 round of applause for me bro I can really pick dudes... 😉😂🙄
Welp! I'm pregnant now, which is cool I guess, BUT it low key sucks cause this dude is kinda better but to be honest not by much.
Well, five days ago I went out of town (and my ex was the only one who could give me a ride 🙄) to see my brother's grave, who passed away last year, {it took an hour to jump the fence and 5 hours to get through 123,336 graves to find him in the dark, then hop the fence again} and on the way back we got into a crazy car wreck. The baby and I are fine but since the morning of the wreck my boyfriend has been acting funky. So when I called him to come get me from like an hour away from my house he was nice and caring AND THEN when he comes to pick me up 5 HOURS LATER he's upset because he had to call off work.... bruh, he asked me to walk 3 1/2 hours to his job after wrecking a car, getting a concussion, having not slept in 24 hours, being pregnant, having not eaten in almost 24 hours AND it being 92 degrees out BUT I agreed 🤷♀️ don't ask why cause I still have no idea.
So I get in the car and HE DOESN'T EVEN SAY "HI" OR "ARE YOU OK?" OR HUG ME 🙄 he just starts talking about how his car is overheating and then how he had to call off work and how if I hadn't of gone this wouldn't of happened.... FAST FORWARD 3 DAYS:
I been asleep pretty much the whole 3 days while we've been at his friend's house trying to fix his car, he didn't fix it... keep in mind I have now been away from home 4 days and my cat has been home alone 😭 I have not showered, brushed my teeth, changed my clothes, eaten anything other than coconut shavings, I am sore, I have a concussion I am STIlL MFing pregnant and I've had stupid amounts of excruciatingly uncomfortable sleep on a (creepy stranger to me's) futon or in the car that has stuff piled in it so full that I cannot lean the seat back 🙄
So how do I feel? OVERWHELMINGLY STRESSED OUT AND TIRED AND SORE AND ANXIOUS AND IRRITABLE because who f****** wouldn't at this point? 🤷♀️🙄👏
So here's where s*** gets more fun!!
Now that I am coherent enough to process words and slightly function, I apparently am doing everything wrong... *super slow evil laughing that eventually turns to uncontrollable sobbing and screaming*
HERE IS THE LIST OF B*LLSH*T I HAVE DONE WRONG/IS MY FAULT TODAY:
- I changed into a decent fitting pair of jeans after wearing the same oversized sweatpants for two days in summer heat....
- I was respectfully social while we hung out with his former coworker.
- I was offered a volunteer job.
- I chainsmoked 2 cigarettes.
- SUPPOSEDLY, I did not pay enough attention to him while we were hanging out with his friends until another female came around
- I walked to slow "so everyone could look at my butt. Except him"
- The bong leaked because we were driving and it fell over in the back. (Weed is legal here)
- His car was disorganized AGAIN (ya know it's shocking to find out that if you put shit in its fucking designated area the fucking car doesn't get messy! Isn't that fascinating?! 😲)
- He put stuff up on the dash (when he drives it will fly out the window and he gets mad about it) then proceeded to drive and then yell at me for not grabbing it before we drove off .2 seconds after he set it down 🙄
- Google said dollar tree closed at 9 but really they closed at 8.
- We did not get jolly ranchers at the store.
***TW******
- My ex pretty much drove off the road, so I started driving an then he screamed at me and pulled the wheel and totaled the car... Yo I was driving 5 over the speed limit on a backroad with like 5 other cars at 10 a.m. on a Monday morning, we were fine until out of nowhere that B.S. and we ended up in the ditch on the other side of the road. So I do NOT accept the blame for that... not sorry.
My ex yelled at me more for his car being totaled.
- I asked my ex for a ride and offered no compensation and then he was mad when I did not have money for gas and I did not wanna have sex. (****T.W.****Which is why I left, because all he ever wanted was sex and he would beg for it and make me feel guilty about it. 😑) so he ended up making me give him head in a abandoned tunnel. 🤧🤢🤮 I told my big brother so he could tell the appropriate authority.....
*****END OF TW*******
- I didn't let him answer the phone when my ex called cause I wanted to be mean to him for his earlier crap first.
- APPARENTLY because I went out of town (which I'd been tryna do for two weeks) while him and I had a tiny argument over housework I was gonna cheat on him and I was using my brother as an excuse. 🙄 boy, the things I would have done f Jesus weren't breathing down my neck and making keep my angry hands to myself.... 🙄🙄🙄
- I scheduled him a dentist appointment 2 weeks ago and he sat in the shower until he was supposed to be there and then tried to push it back and showed up after the dentist left the office.
- The apartment had an exterminator come through to all the apartments or charged a $50 fine, they scheduled the time for 30 minutes after his appointment starts, so he'd have to go alone. So he stayed home and I let them spray the apartment.
- He put stuff on the passenger side floorboard of the car (WHICH HE HATES STUFF BEING THERE) and then 2 days later, proceeded to say "can you give me all the stuff your stepping on? 😤🙄" (with that same attitude by the way)
- He told me to put his water in the back of the car on the T-shirt propped up on the door so it didn't spill, and it spilled when he was looking for something and throwing stuff around.
