MHA Multiverses

Comedy Singer

"Everyone in this multiverse he is a comedian singer(I don't know how to phrase it) that has some dark humor" Mei sat down and clicked play, you heard grunts and saw nods from the audience

The screen flicked on and it showed Deku on stage sitting at a piano with a whole audience watching him. Then Deku started singing and playing.
Have you ever felt sad or lonely?
Have you ever felt two feet tall?
Have you ever thought, "Man, if only I was anybody else at all."
They like to kick you when times get rough
And you give your all but it's not enough
And sticks and stones might break your bones
But words can break your heart...
But if you don't know where to go
I'll show you where to start
There was a slight pause and then he continued the song
Kill yourself!
it'll only take a minute
You'll be happy that you did it
Just go over to your oven and shove your head in it
Kill yourself, really, you should do it
There's really nothing to it
Just grab a mug and chug a cup of lighter fluid

"....wow" Tokyami shook his head
"He's just naming ways we can kill ourselves" Denki rubbed his head

Okay, now
I feel like you pulled back
Maybe it's on account of the fact that I'm telling you to kill yourself over an over again
I'm just trying to make a simple point
That these.. that life's toughest problems don't have simple answers
You shouldn't just be brave
You shouldn't just roar
You shouldn't kill yourself
But I understand that
It's a sensitive subject and you're probably just hearing me say that
And I've dealt with s-- I don't wanna be insen-- look

Uraraka tilted her head and everyone stayed silent

I sound unempathetic
I sound mean and rude
Suicide is an epidemic
And I don't want to be misconstrued
Signs of depression go overlooked
So if you're depressed
Then you need to book a therapy session
Talk about your depression
And let a professional hear it
But if you search for moral wisdom in Katy Perry's lyrics, then
Kill yourself!
it won't be painful
If you are able
To give a little kiss to an oncoming train, you'll
Kill yourself, it's over, mull it
There's a trigger, pull it
Get it through your head, "it" being a bullet

"This is kinda messed up dude" Kirishima pat Denki's shoulder

Stick your tongue in a plug
Suck a pipe of exhaust
Make some toast in the tub
Nail yourself to a cross
Hold your breath 'til it's gone
Drink a gallon of mace
Be gay in Iran
Let Oprah sit on your face
Jump off of a bridge
Skinny dip in a flood
Sky dive attached to a fridge
Drink a Haitian guy's blood
Break into the zoo
Give a tiger a shove
Eat a Phillips head screw
Marry Courtney Love
Deku played the last note and the screen went black

"Wow" Tokyami and a few others scratched the back
of their head
"Well onto the next one?" Mei tilted her head
"Sure" Bakugo shook his head and rubbed his head
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Sorry it was so short but I'm going to be doing a few short ones so I can make up for not writing what I promised but I'm trying to fit it into my schedule. I'm going on a trip to Columbia, South Carolina tomorrow(yeah it came out of nowhere) so I can write in the car and in the hotel room since parents are going to a jazz thing lolz