Me: Hi, everyone!
Ratchet: What in Primus- Ow! *rubs helm where he was hit by a wrench*
Arcee: What are you doing here? And who are you?
Me: I am a fan from a distant universe. I'm not going to tell you my name though, because that's just poor sense.
Bulkhead: What do we call you, then?
Me: Um... how about Ellie. That sounds like a nice name!
Optimus: Ellie, what are you doing here? And why have you assaulted my medic with a wrench.
Me: I am here for the amusement of the fine people of Wattpad. I am going to show you several different ships, and you are going to react to them, because it's fun. To answer your second question, I threw a wrench at Ratchet because he deserves it and it's hilarious because wrenches and Ratchet have a thing.
Miko: This sounds like fun!
Bumblebee: Why are you showing us boats?
Raf: Ships are pairings of two characters, usually in a romantic light.
Wheeljack: I guess that makes sense. *still vastly confused*
Raf: Okay, say I wanted Miko and Jack to date because I thought they were meant for each other-
Jack: Hey!
Miko: What?
Raf: Then I would be shipping them. Their ship name would be Jiko. It would sail magnificently. *sends salty look towards Jack and Miko, who are slightly horrified*
Wheeljack: Okay, I get it now. Why are we doing this again?
Me: Because It's fun. Oh, I almost forgot. *claps twice*
*Megatron, Soundwave, Starscream, Arachnid, Knockout, Breakdown, and Shockwave appear*
*Both cons and bots attempt to use their weapons, but are unable*
Me: Yeah, you guys can't attack each other. If you try, it will go down a treat for me, but not so well for you.
*Both sides begrudgingly refrain from attempts to kill each other*
Megatron: What are we doing here?
Bulkhead: This lady we're calling Ellie is showing us some ships and we're supposed to react to them.
Shockwave: I find this.... pointless.
Me: *throws wrench at Shockwave*
Shockwave: Ow.
Soundwave: Statement: Soundwave is.... excited.
Me: Great, so now we can get started!
Ratchet: Oh boy, here we go.
Me: Shut up.
YOU ARE READING
Transformers Prime reacts to TFP ships
FanficThis book was inspired by @Alexia_geekygirl710. Her book was so funny that I couldn't resist making one myself. I take suggestions! Experience Team Prime and the Decepticons' reactions to various TFP ships, some more ridiculous than others.
