Smokescreen: Um....
Arcee: Good grief.
Jack: This definitely makes me uncomfortable in a very real way.
Miko: I don't know. I feel like it could happen.
Raf: I'm not really sure.
Me: Anybody else? Decepticons?
Knockout: No, I don't think so.
Megatron: They're both equally irritating. They deserve each other.
Starscream: Agreed.
Soundwave: Statement: Soundwave is..... impartial.
Shockwave: I'm still confused. I thought she was with Cliffjumper? Who even is Smokescreen?
Miko: You really need to catch up, buddy.
Me: Autobots?
Bulkhead: I don't know. I think Smokescreen is a little green and reckless for Cee's taste, and I mean that in the best way possible.
Smokescreen: I mean.... you're not wrong.
Ratchet: If he was a little older, possibly. I share Bulkhead's opinion.
Optimus: Um... I'm not sure.
Me: I feel like you're not going to have an opinion on most of these, so I'm just gonna stop asking. Ultra Magnus?
Ultra Magnus: Arcee is a seasoned warrior, who has seen much and gained immense experience. Smokescreen still has much to learn. I'm not sure that they would really begin to understand each other in a way that would warrant a mutually stable relationship.
Everyone: ........
Me: Wow. I think that's the most insight we're going to get from you ever. *shakes out of daze* Wheeljack?
Wheeljack: I mean, yeah. I can see it. Ultra Magnus is right, though. Smokey needs some more wear on his tires before he can keep up with Arcee. No offense.
Smokescreen: None taken, I guess.
Me: Well I think that's everyone. Arcee? What do you think of Smokescreen?
Arcee: Can I... not? I think his ego is big enough as it is.
Smokescreen: Hey!
Arcee: Fine. He's extremely helpful and clever when he wants to be. Sometimes he can be intuitive, and his spark always seems to be in the right place. There, you happy?
Smokescreen: Aw, I knew you cared.
Arcee: If you don't shut up, I'm going to rearrange your gearbox.
Smokescreen: Woah, chill.
Me: Smokescreen, it's your turn.
Smokescreen: Well, I really admire Arcee. She has done a lot for Cybertron and for bots. She is a fierce fighter and she's super brave.
Me: Aww, sweet.
Arcee: This doesn't mean we're buddies.
Smokescreen: I know.
Me: Next ship!
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Transformers Prime reacts to TFP ships
FanfictionThis book was inspired by @Alexia_geekygirl710. Her book was so funny that I couldn't resist making one myself. I take suggestions! Experience Team Prime and the Decepticons' reactions to various TFP ships, some more ridiculous than others.