Transformers Prime reacts to TFP ships

Bulkhead x Arce

Arcee: Am I ever going to catch a break?

Me: I mean..... I really can't make any promises. As the only sane femme you are vulnerable to being paired with literally everyone, so...... 

Arcee: *groans*

Arcee: I mean..... I could definitely do a lot worse, I guess. 

Bulkhead: I know that was supposed to be a compliment. 

Arcee: See, he understands.

Me: Opinions, everyone? Kids?

Jack: Are you seriously putting me in the "kids" category. I'm pretty sure I graduated from that title when I went to Cybertron to save Optimus. 

Me: I mean.... you're not wrong, but you're probably going to end up in that category anyways. 

Miko: Is everyone going to just continue with the "I mean" thing? What is that even supposed to mean? If you think about it too hard-

Me: Don't, you won't like it. What do the humans think of this ship. There, are you happy?

Jack: Very.

Miko: I can see it. They work really well together and they are very good friends. In contrast to Smokescreen, Bulkhead has been working with Arcee for a while and understands her on a level that a lot of others don't. I think if prompted it is possible it could lead to something more. 

Raf: Um..... what she said?

Jack: Yeah, that pretty much sums up my line of thinking. 

Me: So, pretty conclusive on the human end. Autobots?

Smokescreen: They seem to be pretty close. I suppose that could evolve into something more. 

Ratchet: I'm not so certain. Arcee and Bulkhead have developed quite the partnership on the field of battle. However, I believe that respect and mutual trust will never translate into anything more than such. I believe they respect each other too uniquely to ever consider a relationship with the other. 

Me: Ratchet, coming in for a big win. 

Ultra Magnus: I agree. 

Me: Bumblebee? Any comments? It has occurred to me that you got away scot-free during the last ship. 

Bumblebee: ~Um.... I'm not really sure.~

Me: Translation: You aren't comfortable with the idea of Arcee with anyone else.

Bumblebee: ~No-~

Me: Decepticons!

Soundwave: Statement: Soundwave shares the opinion of the autoboot medic. Analysis: His thought process and reasoning seems sound. 

Shockwave: Ratchet's assessment seems logical. 

Knockout: I don't like it. 

Smokescreen: You're just still miffed that Ratchet told everyone you're scared of Arcee. 

Knockout: I'm not!

Arcee: I'll give you a reason to be. 

Knockout: *Is definitely terrified*

Breakdown: He's intimidated by her. 

Knockout: Breakdown!

Breakdown: You aren't fooling anyone. 

Megatron: I still could care less. 

Starscream: I don't see it working out. 

Me: So we've come to soft no. Arcee? How about your opinion of Bulkhead. 

Arcee: He's a great teammate. You can trust him to watch your back anytime. I trust him with my life.

Me: Bulkhead?

Bulkhead: I feel the same about Cee. 

Miko: Who suggested this anyways?

Me: Oh! Dang it! Thank you for reminding me, Miko! I nearly forgot. This ship and the previous one were suggested by Fan_FictionGirl2.

Arcee: I hate her.

Me: No, you don't. 

Arcee: You're right, I don't. I hate myself for not hating her. I promise whoever suggests the next ship with me in it won't live to see the next sunrise. 

Me:............ Well. Okay, then. We don't have any lined up for you right now, but I'm sure we'll have some soon enough.......... Or maybe not after that threat. We'll have to see how it plays out. However, it'll be your turn to be jealous in the corner because Bumblebee has a lot lined up soon. 

Arcee: I think it's you I should kill. 

Me: You know........ I don't think I would really mind that. 

Wheeljack: You have serious issues. 

Me: You said it, not me.