the prodigies | hq chatfic

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3:59 a.m

terushima added yahaba, shirabu, kenma, akaashi, ennoshita, and futakuchi to the chat

terushima has changed the chat name to the prodigies

terushima: okay bitches

shirabu: no

akaashi: what the actual fuck

ennoshita: i already have a bad feeling about this

kenma: fuck this no

yahaba: who are these ppl

futakuchi: do i know you people lmfao

shirabu: ha. seijou is here

yahaba: oh look, it's the setter from shitatorizawa

shirabu: THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY HOE???

terushima: no fucking fighting

terushima: i made this damn chat so we can get along as future captains

terushima: okay lets to introductions. i'm terushima yuuji from johzenji. i'm already a captain

ennoshita: i guess there's no choice

ennoshita: i'm ennoshita from karasuno

shirabu: ew a crow

ennoshita: don't be petty because your team lost to us bitch

shirabu: yeah to a game that you didn't even STEP foot in

ennoshita: at least my senpai likes me

yahaba: KDKSNS O SHITTT

kenma: damn ennoshita. i didn't think you were like this

futakuchi: the crows be wildin

akaashi: i'm definitely not the one for drama but doesn't your setter senpai like hate you?

terushima: SKAKKSJA NO FIGHTING HOES

futakuchi: guess i'll do my part. i'm futakuchi from date tech

yahaba: iron wall bitchass

futakuchi: the fuck did you just say creampuff?

yahaba: THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME??

futakuchi: creampuff hoe. what you gonna do about it?

kenma: anyways. i'm kenma kozume. from nekoma

akaashi: i'm akaashi keiji and from fukurodani

futakuchi: oh? tokyo schools

yahaba: yahaba. seijou as you all know

shirabu: aboba johsai headass

yahaba: at least my bangs doesn't look like a kindergarten cut it

shirabu: fucking fight me bitchass. at least i don't look like a damn creampuff

yahaba: keep on talking hun. you're acting your hair is better

shirabu: whatever creampuff

shirabu: i'm shirabu and from the best school, shiratorizawa

ennoshita: if it's the best school the why did karasuno beat you guys?

terushima: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ENNO. I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MATURE

ennoshita: i can be when i want to

akaashi: question. why the hell are you guys awake. it's like 4 a.m

shirabu: why are YOU awake, pretty boy?

futakuchi: did you just call akaashi 'pretty boy'? that pretty gay y'know

kenma: but akaashi is pretty. better looking out of the seven of us

terushima: i would like to think i'm pretty/good looking tho

ennoshita: imagine having terushima's confidence. can't relate

yahaba: have you've seen oikawa's? that shit is annoying asf

shirabu: i guess we can agree on one thing

akaashi: at least you guys don't have to deal with bokuto-san

futakuchi: isn't he one of the top aces in japan???

kenma: yes but he acts like a fucking toddler

akaashi: bokuto-san and pain in the ass kuroo-san are both bad

terushima: okay so i made this chat because we need to get along more with each other so be fucking nice

yahaba: why can't you just make one with our current captains

terushima: because one, i did and two, they actually get along with each other unlike you hoes

shirabu: you were actually able to get ushijima-san and oikawa in the same chat? tf

terushima: they surprisingly get along

ennoshita: futakuchi, are you in that chat? since you're already a captain

futakuchi: i REFUSE to be in that chat. it's too gay for me to handle

terushima: it is

yahaba: is oikawa just talking about iwaizumi-san the whole time?

terushima: yES LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

akaashi: we all have some gayness in us

kenma: some my ass. you and bokuto's arms

akaashi: you and kuroo-san's thighs

yahaba: tokyo schools are wild

futakuchi: why are you guys so gAY I SOB

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and that's a wrap for chapter one. i swear there's going to be a plot

~C.