the prodigies | hq chatfic

thirteen

4:23 a.m

group chat: the prodigies

ennoshita: so

terushima: omg let me guess

terushima: you got dick

ennoshita: no

shirabu: then wtf is it?

yahaba: did kageyama and hinata get together

akaashi: yOU GOT MARRIED

kenma: you and tanaka got together

futakuchi: YOU AND TANAKA FUCKED

ennoshita: IM—

ennoshita: NO DKSMDKSMMS I FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH

ennoshita: I WAS GONNA TELL YOU GUYS THAT I FAILED MY CALCULUS TEST IM—

futakuchi: IDKSKS WHY IS THAT A MOOD😭😭

yahaba: HOW DID YOU FAIL

shirabu: BITCH WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOW DID HE FAIL

shirabu: CALCULUS MAKES ME WANNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF

terushima: BRUH FOR REAL

terushima: CALCULUS MAKES ME WANNA JUMP IN A HOLE XKSNDKSMA

akaashi: no you guys are just dumb

terushima: akaashi bby

terushima: i'm in class seven and youre in class six

terushima: who's in the higher class? oh yeah me

terushima: so

terushima: NEXT CALLER NEXT CALLER

akaashi: terushima yuuji

akaashi: i know where you live

terushima: and what u finna do? fuck me?

akaashi: maybe

terushima: you won't

kenma: the rest of us watching terushima and akaashi flirt 24/7 in this chat: 👁👄👁

futakuchi: LMFAO FOR REAL😭😭

shirabu: would not be surprised if those two be doing some sexting😳

akaashi: NO IM A HOLY CHILD

terushima: akaashi babe

terushima: you fucking lost ur virginity to bokuto😭😭

yahaba: holy my a s s

ennoshita: terushima looking at his phone after sending that text be like: 👁👄👁 what the hell we gonna do now

terushima: i-

akaashi: wait what i don't get it-

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terushima added futakuchi and ennoshita to the chat

terushima names this chat terushima's secret diary

terushima: ENNOSHITA CHIKARA

terushima: I FUCKING HATE YOU

futakuchi: wait enno you know too?

ennoshita: yeah i've known for a while now

terushima: WHO ELSE

terushima: WHO ELSE FUCKING KNOWS DJSNSJSM

ennoshita: uh shirabu

futakuchi: shirabu probably

terushima: oh my fucking god

terushima added shirabu to the chat

terushima: BOOBOO

shirabu: what the fuck is this

terushima: DO YOU KNOW MY SECRET?

shirabu: that you like akaashi? yeah

ennoshita: called it

futakuchi: lmfao knew ittt

shirabu: terushima, i've seen ur dick before, i can read you like an open book

shirabu: wait—

futakuchi: KMDKSNS WAIT HOLD UP—

ennoshita: IM SORRY BUT YOU SAW TERUSHIMA'S WHAT—

terushima: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT OKAYD KSMDKSMSSN

futakuchi: HOW YOU GON ACCIDENTALLY SEND SOMEONE UR DICK PIC

ennoshita: KDMSKSMSSN IM—

futakuchi: is he packing tho

terushima: SHIRABOOBOO

terushima: DO NOT FUCKING ANSWER THAT QUESTION

shirabu: i mean yeah

terushima: I FUCKING HATE IT HERE

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group chat: the prodigies

futakuchi: wait so shirabu you've seen terushima's dick?

terushima: DKSMSMND FUTAKUCHI KENJI I WILL FUCKING MUDER YOUR SKINNY ASS UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT BUT BONES

ennoshita: WRONG CHAT FUTAKUCHI

futakuchi: what

futakuchi: oH SHIT DISMDMSM I—

shirabu: FUTAKUCHI

yahaba: SHIRABU HAS SEEN TERUSHIMA'S WHAT—

kenma: I—

akaashi: wait w h a t

akaashi: i—

terushima: i'm deleting my existence off of this earth

akaashi: wait but like was he packing?

terushima: KEIJI I FUCKING HATE YOU OMFG

shirabu: eh yeah he was

yahaba: SHIRABU WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS JS NORMAL—

kenma: TERUSHIMA ARE YOU THAT MUCH OF A FUCKBOY THAT YOU SENT SHIRABU OUT OF ALL PEOPLE A DICK PIC IM—

ennoshita: futakuchi look what you fucking did

futakuchi: terushima i-i'm so sorry—

futakuchi: ok brb i need to go lock my door cause he knows where i live and i don't want him killing me in my sleep tonight

terushima: i-

terushima: that enough of this groupchat today

terushima: both me and me dick are embarrassed

shirabu: terushima, we're both murdering someone today

futakuchi: IDMSKSKS NO—

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decided to have some crack in this chapter since the last one was kinda sad lol

~C.