the prodigies | hq chatfic

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12:54 a.m

group chat: the prodigies

yahaba: i can't sleep

yahaba: i also can't believe that i texted in this group chat first

ennoshita: why can't you sleep?

yahaba: idk

yahaba: i'm pretty sure it's because we have a practice match tmr for the first time without the third years and i'm not ready to be the captain

yahaba: since oikawa was one of the best captains we had, it's just so weird without him, iwaizumi-san, hanamaki, and matsukawa there on the court

shirabu: it is weird to not have the third years on the court when playing now

shirabu: i still accidentally shout ushijima-san's name while setting, even though he's not there

akaashi: it's really weird for me because most of the regulars and members of the team are third years

kenma: i didn't even want to be captain

ennoshita: why though?

kenma: because it's hard to surpass what kuroo did for the team. he was the best captain nekoma had in a while and i don't think i can surpass what he did

ennoshita: sawamura was definitely a great captain. him and noya are the pillars of the team. if liberos could be captain, it would be nishinoya, not me

terushima: WHOA WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS BECOME SAD HOUR?

futakuchi: NOT ON MY WATCH

shirabu: OHOHO A GROUP CHAT????

ennoshita: uh shirabu?

shirabu: ITS NOT SHIRABU HA

shirabu: ITS TENDOUUU

shirabu: DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT SHIRABU HAS A CRUSH ONFNSSKKSKSKW

kenma: what is going on over there

shirabu: i got my phone back

shirabu: don't listen to him

yahaba: so shirabooboo likes someone?

shirabu: bITCH WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME

yahaba has changed shirabu's name to shirabooboo

shirabooboo: ...fuck you

yahaba: okay one, you didn't change it back so you probably don't mind it

yahaba: and two, you also didn't deny you had a crush

terushima: i'm also interested

kenma: same

ennoshita: i'm always down for some gossip

futakuchi: bet it's a third year

akaashi: the senpai that doesn't like you?

shirabooboo: i never said that i liked someone what the fuck

shirabooboo: do you guys really believe tendou? wow

akaashi: but you never denied that you like your senpai?

shirabooboo: I DONT LIKE SEMI-SAN

terushima: THATS WHAT THEY ALL SAY YOU HOE

shirabooboo: you know what?

shirabooboo has changed terushima's name to fuccboi

shirabooboo has changed yahaba's name to creampuff

shirabooboo has changed akaashi's name to pretty boy

shirabooboo has changed kenma's name to krispy kreme

shirabooboo has changed ennoshita's name to ennoSHITa

shirabooboo has changed futakuchi's name to salt shaker

fuccboi: okay fuck you

salt shaker: i literally didn't say shit what the fuck

ennoSHITa: but like, do you like semi or not?

krispy kreme: ennoshita, i swear to god—

shirabooboo: i don't fucking like him oh my fucking god

creampuff: mhmmmm

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creampuff added fuccboi, salt shaker, krispy kreme, pretty boi, and ennoSHITa to the chat

creampuff names this chat mission: get shirabooboo a boyfriend

creampuff: he totally likes him

salt shaker: yA DONT SAY

fuccboi: bet he was blushing behind his screen when we were teasing him

pretty boy: i cant believe you guys are doing this...

krispy kreme: how tf would be even hook them up?

ennoSHITa: a lot of ways, my dear cat friend

pretty boy: why am i scared?

fuccboi: so operation to get shirabooboo a boyfriend starts...

salt shaker: nOW!!!

pretty boy: dear god help me

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hope y'all enjoy :) sorry if there's spelling or grammar mistakes

~C.