6:30 a.m
group chat: the prodigies
terushima: okay did you guys know blue whales have the biggest penis in the world but produce the smallest sperms?
yahaba: ....
shirabu: and why the fuck do we need to know this?
ennoshita: what goes on in that mind of yours eye—
futakuchi: why are you guys up so early?
shirabu: practice
yahaba: practice
ennoshita: morning practice
akaashi: i didn't sleep
kenma: kuroo
terushima: i got hungry
akaashi: i might regret saying this
akaashi: but we should all meet up one day
ennoshita: ....
futakuchi: that can either go very good or we'll get arrested
kenma: i'm leaning towards arrested
yahaba: especially because we have terushima
terushima: I NEED TO KEEP MY RECORD CLEAN
akaashi: the fact that teru acts like a dumbass but is in class 7 will always be bullshit
kenma: reminds me of kuroo
yahaba: reminds me of oikawa
shirabu: i was gonna say semi-san but he's right next to me
futakuchi: ...is he in your dorm room?
shirabu: yes?
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group chat: mission: get shirabooboo a boyfriend
futakuchi: they were probably fucking
yahaba: bEt
terushima: don't wanna go broke today
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three updates in one day? who the fuck am i?
~C.
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Fanfiction[terushima added yahaba, shirabu, kenma, akaashi, ennoshita, and futakuchi to the chat] terushima has changed the chat name to the prodigies terushima: okay bitches shirabu: no akaashi: what the actual fuck ©puddin-g
