shitpost imagines

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Imagine wakin up at like three in the fucking morning to something wet touching your armpit. You look over. "Okay syd what the fuck do you want" you say. Your boyfriend syd barrett is licking your armpit. This is what he does when he wants your attention. He then proceeds to emit the Seinfeld theme from his pores into the air in vapor form. The vapor enters your nose as you breathe it in and the Seinfeld theme begins to play on in infinite loop in your head. Syd winks.