Jeff is that type of boyfriend who will protect your sacred ice cream c:
Ben: *sneaks into the kitchen and eats Ani-chan's ice cream with his bare hands*
Jeff: *turns on the kitchen lights* well, well, well. Look who we have here. We finally know who's guilty of eating Ani-chan's ice cream.
Ben: *jumps and stares at Jeff* uh...I can explain.
Jeff: I will cut your small pp off if you don't stop eating that fücking ice cream.
Ben: Do it. I dare you. I FUCKING DARE YOU—
Jeff: Ah. You dare me—
Ben: wait no
Jeff: wrONG CHOICE OF WORDS. *takes out knife*
Ben: *SCRESMSSSSSSS*
Jeff: *tackles him as the ice cream falls off Ben's arms and lands on both on them, leaving them on a sticky situation* .....
Ben: .....
Ani-chan: *walks into the kitchen*
Ani-chan: ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)
Jeff: oh, fück. It's not what you think—
Ani-chan: *raises arms in the air and walks out of the kitchen*
Ben: HAHAHAH. Now she thinks you're into weird fetishes! *points to Jeff*
Jeff: shut the fuck up
Ben: or what? Fite me ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ
Jeff: "or what?" I'll make that fetish come true
Ben: HAHAHAH— wait. What? No. NO. BRO THAT'S GAY.
Jeff: ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Jeff the Killer is that type of boyfriend
HorrorEver wondered what it'd feel like stumbling upon the infamous killer and having him fall in love with you? Well, keep reading! Because he'll be more than glad to be your boyfriend. And find out how he'll treat you and what he'd like!
