Jeff is the type of boyfriend who would rather spend Christmas day with you than go on a killing spree. Nahh not really. He'll take you with him.
Jeff: AHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO MUCH FUN. ENDING PEOPLE'S LIVES ON THE HAPPIEST DAY.
Ani-chan: (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
Jeff: What's wrong? Not enough for you?
Victim: PLEASE SPARE MY LIFE. MY GIRLFRIEND NEEDS ME—
Jeff: *stabs him once again repeatedly* God, he's annoying.
Ani-chan: .....
Jeff: Fine. I have a present for you. Here *hands her a badly wrapped box*
Ani-chan: *takes the box and unwraps it, revealing some Victoria's Secret g-strings and bras. She looks up at Jeff* ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)
Jeff: What? It'll look good on you! They were on Clearance. I couldn't let this moment slip away. You do understand.....right?
Ani-chan: *lets out a sigh and gives him a well done wrapped box*
Jeff: for me? *he points to his self*
Ani-chan: *nods*
Jeff: Why, thank you! *he takes the box and unwraps it* oh my god! A new cozy hoodie! Aw, thank you! *he kisses Ani-chan's cheek*
Random girl: OH MY GOD. HELP. HE KILLED SOMEONE AND IS COVERED IN BLOOD.
Jeff: *turns around and tackles the girl. Without thinking twice, he stabbed her chest repeatedly*
Ani-chan: .....
Jeff: Ahh.... nothing more relaxing than going on a killing spree with my lovable girlfriend on Christmas Day...
Ani-chan: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
Jeff: don't look at me that way. Come on, let's go home.
Ani-chan: -.-
Jeff: ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Jeff the Killer is that type of boyfriend
TerrorEver wondered what it'd feel like stumbling upon the infamous killer and having him fall in love with you? Well, keep reading! Because he'll be more than glad to be your boyfriend. And find out how he'll treat you and what he'd like!
