So I've clearly been slackin'. And by slackin', I mean I ain't done shit. SO let's get this bread.
IF you still want a review, read below. Or, if you didn't have a request before and wanted to make one, here's the tea.
Guidelines:
-Your story can be an original or a fanfiction. It only needs one part to be reviewed
-I'll do any fandom. If you comment one I feel I really can't do, I'll respond and let you know. Otherwise, just assume I'm okay with it and we can go from there.
-If it's long as shit, don't go in expecting me to read the entire thing. I'll still review it, but I don't have time to read 30+ chapters or so, so don't get upset if I don't.
-If you ask for me to do a stone cold killer review, and then get offended when I'm blunt, that's your fault. Be mindful of what you choose.
Types of review:
-Stone-Cold Killer: I'm blunt as hell. Harsh. I'm gonna give it to you straight and quite possibly hurt your feelings. I'll be super critical. Go all Gordon Ramsey on your writing.
-Humor: I'll probably curse the whole time and use metaphors you won't understand. Sorta keeps it from getting too serious, and is also vulgar. You can specifically request humor without bad language, but I'm not a funny person most of the time so expect a stale cracker of a review.
-Neutral: I'm just kinda there. Not mean, not super nice. I don't dig too deep, and mostly stay surface level and pick out the obvious stuff.
-Disney Edition: If you get your feelings hurt easily, do this. I'll go all fairy god mother. Be as nice and careful as humanely possible. No curse words, just cottony, soft, smiley times. I pick out big issues I see and leave the smaller ones alone for the most part, unless it's noticeable.
Feel free to create your own and I'll do my best to follow it.
To place a request, fill this shit out below. Keep it all in ONE COMMENT. Do not separate it all into three different comments. You should have a single comment.
Title:
Fandom/Genre: (give "Genre" if it is an original work)
Type of review:
!!!!Example!!!!
Title: Freeze Frame
Fandom: My Hero Academia
Type of review: Neutral
Please comment any questions you have below!
