【 Countryhumans Zodiac signs 】 ツ

😤A country broke into your House, what do they steal?😤 ✔️

PLEASE. do not take this seriously, I was bored and I just did whatever I could do in my free time. ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。)

Aries - ☭ Ussr ☭
tHiNg: your RED dog
Found: in the bathroom

Taurus - Vietnam 🇻🇳
Object: your computer filled with- stuff..
( ͡☉⁄ ⁄ ͜⁄ ͜ʖ̫⁄ ⁄ ͡☉)
Found: your office

Gemini - russia 🇷🇺
Object: vodka ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
Found: under your bed

Cancer - nO OnE, BeCaUsE YoU ArE AlWaYs HoMe ¯\_( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)_/¯

Leo - North Korea 🇰🇵
Object: nuke
Found: don't A S K

Virgo - japan 🇯🇵
Object: your henta- manga collection
Found: under your bed? (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

Libra - Germany 🇩🇪
ThInG: your cat
Found: stuck on the ceiling?

Scorpio - USA 🇺🇸
Objec- liquid: oil
Found: in your basement.
(You've been hiding oil from em. But uh, UK told him and now he stole it.) BAD UK.

Sagittarius - France 🥖🥖
Object: baguettes
Found: in your pantry... ALL OF YOUR POOR BAGUETTES NOooOOO

Capricorn - South Korea 🇰🇷
Object: fanfiction about gerfra
Found: under your laptop, on your bed.

Aquarius - Poland 🇵🇱
Object: a RED blanket
Found: your closet
He just wanted a blanket. He was cold ok? Forgive him ;0; the innocent boi

Pisces - Canada 🇨🇦
Object: maple syrup
Found: on the dinning table. With pancakes next to it.