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❗️Who chases you and why❗️ ✔️

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Aries ♈️
🇺🇸 UsA 🇺🇸
he found out you had oil- and you didn't share-

Taurus ♉️
🇰🇵 North Korea 🇰🇵
You accident dropped one of his favorite nuke-
(No- it didn't explode-)

Gemini ♊️
♥️ UssR ♥️
He found out you were eating-

Cancer ♋️
🇪🇺 European Union 🇪🇺
You were watching memes-

Leo ♌️
🇬🇧 UK 🇬🇧
in Independence day- you threw HOT tea him-

Virgo ♍️
🇯🇵 japan 🇯🇵
You stole her henta- manga collection

Libra ♎️
🇫🇷 France 🇫🇷
You stole her baguette- she found out-

Scorpio ♏️
🇩🇪 Germany 🇩🇪
You made fun of his glasses- he got mad-

Sagittarius ♐️
🇨🇺 Cuba 🇨🇺
You dabbed on him- he didn't like that-

Capricorn ♑️
🇵🇱 Poland 🇵🇱
You made of of his girly scream-

Aquarius ♒️
🇺🇦 Ukraine 🇺🇦
You stole his flower headband-

Pisces ♓️
🇨🇦 Canada 🇨🇦
You drank all of his maple syrup-