deandra has the drama!
OH HECK NO!!!!!! imma bout to set it off. first, i be finding out aloni went to jail for 6 YEARS! now, i'm seeing my friend Wynter K.O. and Rain lip busted. worst part. she's letting me drive! now i know, something is gonna go down. and i think i know who did this..... CHRIS. i know who to call, cuz i cannot fight the hot man. i called my great- grandma...
MADEA!
i was urr with cora and brown and joe. these fools making me go to some stupid missionary trip in houston. now how you gon' bring meh to houston? oh hell nah, im from georgier. not houston! " CORA! you better tell brown to give me the dang remote before i slap some diabetes into him.... oh wait to late for that!" me and joe crack up. "madea you stop that! uncle joe that aint funny!" "uhh yeah it was. madea you gon' be a comidean." "uncle joe its comedian!" "whatever." RING! "cora, get me my flip phone! give it to me!" "mabel, you nedd to---" i slapped him, boy he get be getting on me nerves. cora gave me my flip phone. "thank ur cora."
PHONE CONVO:
me: uhh heller!?
????: MADEA!
me: Child who is you?
?????: your great-granddaughter deandra.... memba me. at the family reuinion. when victoria and vanessa was fighting?
me: OH YERRSS! Heller deandra how is ur?
deandra: madea, memba Wynter and Rain?
me: uhh yesser Rain is a'rain's daughter and Wynter is Reggie lil girl... right?
deandra: *Smacks gum* right and--
me: child, stop that chopping of gum, just STOP IT!
deandra: sowwey. well let me put it down like this...
(BLAH_BLAH_BLAH)
me: what!!! i'm on my way.
END OF PHONE CONVO.
"cora get my car keys im gonna see this chrissy boy." "but madea you cant. you cant drive. your license---" "oh shut the hell up!" i yell grabbing my keys. "remember w.w.j.d. what would Jesus do!" cora and brown yelled after me.
"no! its w.w.m.d. WHAT WOULD MADEA DO!" This boy Chris the clown or chris colored brown or whatever but is getting beat! wai until i get into that dang concert! i hop into the car and drive off. going really fast as usual.
(a/n: sorry so short but i wanted to get you hype for part two so.... comment, vote. thanks!)
