Hey, Little Spider || Peter Parker One-Shots

Well, This is Awkward ...

Um ... hi.

So, I'm sorry to say, I won't be continuing this one-shots book. I did enjoy writing it, but it's become a responsibility I don't want to have looming over me, telling me "You have to write the one-shots book. Finish the one-shots book. Work on the one-shots book". I'm not quite as obsessed with Marvel now as I was when I had the idea to write this, and honestly, I wasn't sure if I was even going to publish the stories I wrote. I was writing them because I had an idea (or 20) in my head, and I needed to get them out.

I'm awfully sorry to anybody who liked reading these - I sure don't. But hey, nobody can criticize your work better than you can, am I right?

As I mentioned earlier, I have a plethora of story prompts/ideas that I haven't fully written out yet. So, as an (admittedly awful) apology, I'm going to put them on this chapter for y'all to read (and perhaps write).

If you do choose to write a story based on any of these prompts, please give me credit. I'm like 90% sure these are all original ideas. Thanks.

Also, my family doesn't know that I write these, so I've given all of the characters code names in case someone comes across the document. I'll put a list of characters and names below the prompts, but see if you can figure any of them out first. I think some of them are quite hilarious/clever.

Last thing: these prompts were originally written for my eyes and my eyes alone. This means there are some things I've assumed I'll remember when I wrote them, so if they're a tad confusing, that'll be why (and if there's a bolded check after an idea, that means I've already written it). Without further ado, here we go!

The team is working with underoos dude and make him feel worthless and underoos dude gets hurt and big t-man is über angry check - pts. 1 + 2

I just wanted to be like you check

Worst injury revealed: nightmares from roof falling by old creepy wing dude, talked through it check

Dodgeball check

Field trip to the team tower, but the team hasn't met casual dude yet check

Hamilton! (sir he knows what to do in a trench ingenuitive and fluent in French I mean) check

Casual dude gets a call in class about prank wars, heads to tower and participates. Stabby snake and hammer are there too. Casual dude wins by chucking hammer's beloved back at him, and everyone is shocked check

Casual dude starts a journal diary thing filled with random things that go on around the tower

Casual dude scared of spooders, finally gets angry when big t-man tells him to get over it check

Something bad happens, casual dude doesn't ask big t-man for help 'cause big t-man either got mad at him for lying when casual dude didn't actually lie or casual dude screwed up again and got impromptu kicked out? I dunno

Airplane mess-up (casual dude fighting villain on airplane, destroys airplane but manages to save everyone - which everybody somehow overlooks) -> auntie on trip, happy not so happy, big t-man disappointed, casual dude sad and totally blames himself

Casual dude getting pretty badly burned/injured in a fire because he had to save a cat

Angsty m likes casual dude but not underoos dude

Flash convinces the team that casual dude bullied him (not the other way around) and they're all über disappointed until they find out the truth. maybe suit gets taken away? not sure yet